Trek XI Caption Contest #20: Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking?

[Stag]

As you can see, in Starfleet, when computer hard drives fail there is no blue screen of death.

 

[Stag]

"It's called red alert Captain. It means you have to prepare to tear your shirt and karate chop someone on the back of the neck!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Whaddya MEAN you didn't get the warranty on this 120-inch flatscreen?!

Moron!!!!"

 

[Stag]

Kirk: Who?!?
Spock: Finney, Ben Finney!!
Kirk: Finney?!?! What about him?
Spock: You just ejected him in the ion pod!
Kirk: I just wanted to listen to some music?
Spock: There are no mp3 players on the Enterprise. The I/pod label on that switch stands for 'Ion pod'.
Kirk: Really?!? Look at this bridge and tell me there are no ipods on board!!
McCoy (off-camera): He's dead Jim!!

 

[Stag]

Spock: So I had this dream right, and there was this guy Sylar, and...

 

[Stag]

Spock: Jim, it's Carol Marcus. She sent a message, it was garbled, the only thing I could make out was "...is late".

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Why are you promising not to squeeze my buttcheeks and beat off?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

They showed movies about women's issues, but that was another Lifetime.

 

[Vassa]

Earthlings your plan has failed! You will give me the solution to the RubiCube or I will destroy your ship and your planet!

Spock: RubiCube?
Kirk: In the early 21st century Earth sent out probes that included plans to a clever puzzle called a Rubik's Cube. Apparently they couldn't solve it?
Spock: Why do I suspect this won't be the last time we have to deal with this type of issue?

 

[Stag]

"What do you mean ... fallen ... can't get up ... I said LIFETIME, not LIFELINE"