Trek XI Caption Contest #2: Only the Lonely

[cooleddie74]

"Intriguing.

But HOW again does this Hepa-filter Upright help my ship stay cleaner for less money?"

 

[Woulfe]

STAR TRIP - I only have XI for you....

Nero : put him on ICE !

Kirk (thinking) : I don't think this is what he meant by putting me on ICE.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

JJ Abrams: "Has anyone seen my glasses, toupee and fake human ears?"

Kirk: "ABRAAAAAAAAAAMS!"

 

[Samurai8472]

Nero- Why wasn't The Incredible Hulk as popular as the dark knight? why? WHY!?!?!?!!?

 

[Darth Picardous]

Nero: Ok guys, I'm giving you 30 seconds to tell me who shaved my hair off when I was asleep and its current location!

Kirk: Ha Ha Nero will never think to look for his hair down here!

 

[Balthier the Great]

You will go to the Degobah system. There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me.

Dude, wrong movie.

Just kiddinng. You will sleep with many green women and save the galaxy.

Now that's more like it!

 

[Rat Boy]

Nero wonders what's wrong with the bridge of the Enterprise until he realizes that he's actually on the set of Farscape.

 

[Amasov]

Wow! I'm flattered! Thanks for picking mine!

Now, I of course have an entry for this new one.

 

[scottydog]

Pine is distracted when porn star Candy Manson visits the set.

 

[Solariabsg25]

Tell King Triton I'm keeping his trident until my demands are met!!

Oh yeah, very funny - "Yeah settle down in this new sleep-pod we have. That's right, just pull that red lever, that operates the sleep-inducing mood-music!" Bastards!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Captain Kirk starts his new career as one of Santa's helpers.

 

[Jptrekker]

Thanks for the win

Kirk: Freeking Ben Finney. Eject the ion pod with me in it will he. Stuck on this damn ball of ice. Some day I'm going to be Captain, and I'll show him. I don't care if it is only a damn yellow alert, he's going--zoom out the back of the ship.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: This is last time I agree to go on an ice run. Screw it if the drinks are warm!

 

[Rat Boy]

Nero wonders if it's more profitable to go back in time and make bets on Earth sporting events rather than kill Captain Kirk.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Oh, sure; what could go wrong? I could crash on a friggin' ice planet, that's what could go wrong!"

 

[M'Sharak]

"Right! 'Ship infected by space herpes! Get in here, and you'll be safe'?! That guy's got some very strange
ideas about just what 'safe' is, if you ask me! Hey... I wonder if there's a Starbucks around here?"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"If you think THESE tattoos are impressive, wait'll you see the ones on my taint."

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Right! 'Ship infected by space herpes! Get in here, and you'll be safe'?! That guy's got some very strange
ideas about just what 'safe' is, if you ask me! Hey... I wonder if there's a Starbucks around here?"

"Who am I kidding? Of course there's a Starbucks!"

 

[Outpost4]

Cadet Kirk, on an archaeological dig, discovers Sarah Palin's 200 year old tanning bed.

 

[Outpost4]

"Trick or MY treat?"