Trek XI Caption Contest #15: Like Father, Like Son

[cubbie]

Weekend at Bernie's, Part III

 

[Brent]

Cause clearly Scotty is dancing in this scene

P.S., look closely

 

[Aragorn]

"This ship could've survived all this damage if it weren't for that damn zero at the beginning of the registry number!!!!"

 

[Brent]

I think I just spotted what really destroyed the Kelvin

Look Closely

 

[cooleddie74]

"I regret NOTHIIIIIIIIING!!!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Give Jim a few minutes, Sulu.

He's coming down off his Vicodin."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Someone call that Octo-mom on Vega Colony...ask her how the hell SHE deals with this kinda stuff!"

 

[Classic Fan]

Warped9 visits Trek XI set...:

 

[cooleddie74]

FAME!

I'm gonna die forever...

I'm gonna learn how to BOOM!

 

[Classic Fan]

Take a second look:

McCoy: "I advised claming, less harsh lighting on the bridge to deal with his damaged retinas. Not some 70s inspired crap. God damnit, the mans alergic to Retinax and were in the middle of a space battle and your lava lamps have put him to sleep. What do you suppose we do with a sleeping captain in a space battle for the future?"

 

[USS Renegade]

"OMG, that was disgusting! What is all this goo? YUCK! That's it, from here on out it's nothing but alien women for me! Human vagina is GROSS!"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Sulu...what happened?"

SULU:"He paid ten bucks to see WATCHMEN."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Either that's the umbilical cord...or this kid's gonna be the most famous porn star in the quadrant when he's older."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCOY:"Sulu...what happened?"

SULU:"He paid ten bucks to see WATCHMEN."

Sulu: "Poor bastard passed out during the sex scene."

McCoy: "How far did you get?"

Sulu: "I fainted the second I saw a frontal shot of Dr. Manhattan."

 

[DBR]

"Attention! This is Kirk, I have assumed command of the....shit, I forgot to polish my boots."

 

[Aragorn]

Wanna get away?