Trek XI Caption Contest #12: Moichandising!

[cooleddie74]

OLD SPOCK:"Beware, Jim.

If my memory serves me, this sector is FULL of Jawa action figures. We'll be stripped down to the sticker residue if we're not careful."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: With a new television spot, the newest caption contest should soon be on the main viewer... DO IT! DO IT!

 

[cooleddie74]

OLD SPOCK:"Curious.

I don't remember my old ship ever entering The Matrix."

 

[Mandra]

It's the first thing that popped into my head.

J.

Took me a minute, but then

 

[cooleddie74]

"Ladies...

I've got more joints and flexibility than THIS. If you play your cards right."

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Monday? Can we last that long?"

Old Spock: "Well, it is better than Tuesday. Trust me on that one."

 

[M'Sharak]

Redshirt standing at Communications: Sir, where the heck do I find the head in this
place? The hostess keeps bringing around coffee, and I'm about ready to split a seam!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Redshirt standing at Communications: Sir, where the heck do I find the head in this
place? The hostess keeps bringing around coffee, and I'm about ready to split a seam!

Dude, we don't have walls! Think about it!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

OLD SPOCK:"Fascinating. I appear to have been given a wrist joint you gentlement do NOT have. Whether this mission succeeds or not, I will be going back to the toybox a MOST satisfied Vulcan."

 

[cooleddie74]

"CRAP.

Damn hairdryer won't reach. This salon sucks."

 

[M'Sharak]

"Hi! Welcome to Starbase Eleven, Home of the
Whopper! May I take your order? Please speak
clearly into Captain Pike's mouth.
[beat]
Aw, he's right behind me, isn't he?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"PLEASE tell me I lifted the lid before I sat down.


Ahhhhhh, NO."

 

[Samurai8472]

Scotty- Before we created the Warp drive there was the improbability drive.

Kirk- when we come out shaped like melons please restrain from eatting me

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Would someone mind explaining why fish face is in the navigator's chair?"

Grignak, the fish-looking navigation asswipe: "Place you name, money I name, otherwise warping nooooooooooooo!"

Old Spock: "Of all the things Nero didn't change."