Starships are always a favourite toy for the young of the Q Continuum...
(please ignore - or make fun of - the really bad graphics, I am no kind of artist and this is me using MS Paint
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Trek XI Caption Contest #12: Moichandising!
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Starships are always a favourite toy for the young of the Q Continuum...
(please ignore - or make fun of - the really bad graphics, I am no kind of artist and this is me using MS Paint
)
Thank you for the win! 
Here are mine for this one:
Following the success of The Dark Knight, JJ Abrams quickly rewrote the script to include an unexpected cameo for the Joker.
After the new President's visit to the set, someone forgot to tell the toymakers that the bulletproof screens were not a permanent fixture.
The fatal flaw in the new film was finally exposed when it was revealed that the CGI artists had forgotten to fill in the space backgrounds.
Box: As Ambassador Spock stood up to address the Federation Council, he began to realise something was wrong...
Speech Bubble One: Members of the Federation, as illogical as it sounds, I can't seem to pry my hands apart.
Speech Bubble Two: I wondered why the doctor was so eager to shake my hand before I came out here...
Here are mine for this one:
Following the success of The Dark Knight, JJ Abrams quickly rewrote the script to include an unexpected cameo for the Joker.
After the new President's visit to the set, someone forgot to tell the toymakers that the bulletproof screens were not a permanent fixture.
The fatal flaw in the new film was finally exposed when it was revealed that the CGI artists had forgotten to fill in the space backgrounds.
Box: As Ambassador Spock stood up to address the Federation Council, he began to realise something was wrong...
Speech Bubble One: Members of the Federation, as illogical as it sounds, I can't seem to pry my hands apart.
Speech Bubble Two: I wondered why the doctor was so eager to shake my hand before I came out here...
"Captain's Log, Stardate 1244.7
The bridge and rest of my ship have suddenly vanished. I'm starting to believe that I'm in The Matrix."
OLD SPOCK:"Told you gentlemen this weed was AMAZING."
THE ENTERPRISE: "For all you ladies out there in the audience...I double as a sex toy.
YOU figure it out."
THE ENTERPRISE: "For all you ladies out there in the audience...I double as a sex toy.
YOU figure it out."
Vulcan edition.
"Screw Starfleet.
I'll show 'em! I can command an empty white-sound room just as well as I can a starship!"
KIRK:"Great, Spock.
What? They don't have good directions in the late 24th century?"
THE ENTERPRISE:"I've been given new ribbing and protrusions.
For the newbies' pleasure!"
"Captain's Personal Log.
Stardate...unknown.
I appear to be trapped in a virgin's basement, next to a diorama of plastic dolls and other toys engaged in mortal combat."
KIRK:"Note in ship's log...
All attempts to locate The Great Space Coaster have failed."
THE ENTERPRISE:"Hi. You may remember me from when I looked appealing and had an ass."
"Meh.
I still contain less plastic than Pam Anderson."
THE ENTERPRISE:"My daddy was the TOS ship. My momma the movie refit model.
And somewhere along the line, the milkman got drunk and involved."
THE ENTERPRISE:"Stop staring.
I'm already self-conscious enough."
Bussard of the Month from Nacelle's Monthly. This beauty likes long walks on the beach, dinner with good friends, and a captain with swagger.
Four AA batteries not included.
Embarrassment Kit sold separately.
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