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Trek XI Caption Contest #12: Moichandising!

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Starships are always a favourite toy for the young of the Q Continuum...



(please ignore - or make fun of - the really bad graphics, I am no kind of artist and this is me using MS Paint :p )
 
Thank you for the win! :)

Here are mine for this one:


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Following the success of The Dark Knight, JJ Abrams quickly rewrote the script to include an unexpected cameo for the Joker.

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After the new President's visit to the set, someone forgot to tell the toymakers that the bulletproof screens were not a permanent fixture.

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The fatal flaw in the new film was finally exposed when it was revealed that the CGI artists had forgotten to fill in the space backgrounds.

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Box: As Ambassador Spock stood up to address the Federation Council, he began to realise something was wrong...

Speech Bubble One: Members of the Federation, as illogical as it sounds, I can't seem to pry my hands apart.
Speech Bubble Two: I wondered why the doctor was so eager to shake my hand before I came out here...
 
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"Captain's Log, Stardate 1244.7

The bridge and rest of my ship have suddenly vanished. I'm starting to believe that I'm in The Matrix."


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OLD SPOCK:"Told you gentlemen this weed was AMAZING."
 
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THE ENTERPRISE: "For all you ladies out there in the audience...I double as a sex toy.

YOU figure it out."
 
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"Screw Starfleet.

I'll show 'em! I can command an empty white-sound room just as well as I can a starship!"


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KIRK:"Great, Spock.

What? They don't have good directions in the late 24th century?"
 
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THE ENTERPRISE:"I've been given new ribbing and protrusions.

For the newbies' pleasure!"
 
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shame we blew all the budget making the ship look good. It would have blown peoples minds if we could've made it fly through space.
 
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"Captain's Personal Log.

Stardate...unknown.

I appear to be trapped in a virgin's basement, next to a diorama of plastic dolls and other toys engaged in mortal combat."


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KIRK:"Note in ship's log...

All attempts to locate The Great Space Coaster have failed."
 
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THE ENTERPRISE:"Hi. You may remember me from when I looked appealing and had an ass."
 
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THE ENTERPRISE: Hi, you might remember me when I looked like I was made out of metal...no...really? Yeah, me neither.
 
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THE ENTERPRISE: Yes, I know I still look like I'm made of plastic, but at least it's good plastic this time.
 
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THE ENTERPRISE:"My daddy was the TOS ship. My momma the movie refit model.

And somewhere along the line, the milkman got drunk and involved."
 
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Bussard of the Month from Nacelle's Monthly. This beauty likes long walks on the beach, dinner with good friends, and a captain with swagger.
 
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