Kirk-do you think I can tap that sweet little ensign in the skirt?
Bone-hmm thats a tough one.
or
Sulu learned not to speak out of turn or face the consequences of Kirk's pimp hand
Kirk- damn I broke my hand executing justice
Trek XI Caption Contest #1: Surprise!
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Kirk-do you think I can tap that sweet little ensign in the skirt?
Bone-hmm thats a tough one.
or
Sulu learned not to speak out of turn or face the consequences of Kirk's pimp hand
Kirk- damn I broke my hand executing justice
McCoy: "Now watch - right there! - the guy with Princess Mia ... I swear he looks just like you, Jim."
Scotty: "I'm not seein' it, lad - the hair's all wrong."
Kirk (thinking): 'Damn - I knew that Movie Night was a bad idea.'
Uhura (thinking): 'Great - and next week we've got Pirates of the Carribean!
Sulu (thinking): 'Great - at least next week we aren't watching Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle'
Chekov: "Wow - Anne Hathaway was hot!"
Chekov: "That's...that's the regulation haircut for nawigators?"
Kirk: "Report to the barber immediately to receive your Davy, Ensign!"
Uhura: "Then you get the Brazilian Wax."
Sooner or later, Zachary Quinto realized that the best solution to his identity problem was to write a book called "I am not Sylar". Unfortunately that relization came too late for J.J Abrams.
Urban: "Just think, Chris; after this movie gets out, we'll be set for life. Sequels, conventions, merchandising."
Pine: "That mean I get to direct one of the sequels?"
Abrams (off-camera): "Uh, no. There's a clause in the contract specifically stating that no one playing Kirk gets to direct a movie ever again."
Kirk: "Well, it's been a great five years, hasn't it? Wanna do it again?"
Chekov: "Sure."
Scotty: "Why not?"
Uhura: "Oh look, the new uniforms are here."
*pause*
Kirk: "On second thought, maybe I'll take that promotion."
Scotty: "Maybe it'll look better if I grow a mustache."
Uhura: "I feel the sudden need to get a 'fro."
McCoy: "I think I'll retire and pursue that dream of being a disco dancer that I've always had."
Kirk: "Well, it's been a great five years, hasn't it? Wanna do it again?"
Chekov: "Sure."
Scotty: "Why not?"
Uhura: "Oh look, the new uniforms are here."
*pause*
Kirk: "On second thought, maybe I'll take that promotion."
Scotty: "Maybe it'll look better if I grow a mustache."
Uhura: "I feel the sudden need to get a 'fro."
McCoy: "I think I'll retire and pursue that dream of being a disco dancer that I've always had."
Sulu: "I love the pants..."
Carl's new sculpted 'fro didn't make quite the first impression he'd hoped.
I love inter-forum caption gags.
McCoy: (pointing to Chekov) Hey...if they can bring him back after being killed by Justin Timberlake, why can't they bring back Kirk?
Spock: Never call my mother a clothes-still wrench!
KIRK: The service at this resturant sucks.
McCOY: I called ahead, where's our damn table?
KIRK: Well, at least we have a table now. The decor is a little garish though.
McCOY: WHERE IS MY CHAIR?
KIRK: Is it just me or are the lights a little bright in here?
McCOY: It's cluttered in here too. I can't even find the tiolet.
KIRK: There's a hair in my soup! That's it, I'm going to complain!
CHEF SPOCK: Tell me again what you think of my place?
KIRK: ....yes...looks...great...lighting...just right....food great....short wait...plenty of chairs....
McCoy: So, we're getting the new bridge Tuesday?
My name is SPOCK!
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