TREK BBS - Scenes You'd Like To See
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"I'd like to thank everyone who made it possible for me, Uwe Boll, to win this award..."
"Does this thing vibrate?"
cheers, bye.
"This thing reminds me of what my uncle Oscar used to insert up my ass when I was a little boy..."
mesa wanna thank all da bombad folkses at ILM and Mr Georges Lucas and da muy, muy bombad Jedi whosa helpen me winen dis award. I is muy, muy pleasen and humbled to be recieven it.
"When we began this project ten years ago, few people had faith that Freakylinks: The Motion Picture would enjoy such worldwide success...."
"Hi there, and thank you for this generous award! I've sent this video message because unfortunately I can't be with you tonight as I'm currently shooting my next film, on location in the Middle East. I do, however, have this message to say to all the people watching...
[starts sweating, looks off camera]
'The United States is an unwanted presence in this territory... [whimper, sob] if you do not meet the following demands, my captives will start executing people, one each day.'
[long pause, sniffle]
[very quickly] IwannathankmywifeandkidsTELLTHEMILOVETHE--"
[gunshot]
[starts sweating, looks off camera]
'The United States is an unwanted presence in this territory... [whimper, sob] if you do not meet the following demands, my captives will start executing people, one each day.'
[long pause, sniffle]
[very quickly] IwannathankmywifeandkidsTELLTHEMILOVETHE--"
[gunshot]
"Who would have ever thought that TrekBBS: The Motion Picture could have ever been a reality..."
i vant to thank da Academy for dis liff time acheevement avard. I am qvite humbled to have reciefed it, on dis speshul night, my inaugeration as the 45th President of da United States off America. Und remember, Ah'll be back.
I won and you didn't! Haha!
"I'd like to thank the academy for recognizing how "good" my Resident Evil films are." - Paul W.S. Anderson
[pulls out piece of paper]
"Rosemary. Pepper. Dill. TV Guide. LA Times. Chicken breasts. Pork chops. Eggs. Tomatoes. 1 bag of long-grain rice. Iceberg lettuce. Worcestershire sauce. 2 tubs Haagen-Dazs, any flavour. 1 loaf of bread. 2 pints semi-skimmed milk. 2 cartons of OJ, not from concentrate. Cat food. Axe Dark Temptation deodorant. Cheerios."
"Rosemary. Pepper. Dill. TV Guide. LA Times. Chicken breasts. Pork chops. Eggs. Tomatoes. 1 bag of long-grain rice. Iceberg lettuce. Worcestershire sauce. 2 tubs Haagen-Dazs, any flavour. 1 loaf of bread. 2 pints semi-skimmed milk. 2 cartons of OJ, not from concentrate. Cat food. Axe Dark Temptation deodorant. Cheerios."
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i have a short message for my high school drama teacher who said couldn't act:
FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
You can legally bludgeon critics with an Oscar, right?
hi, I'm Michael Bay and i just wanna say thanks to the Academy for giving me this award for Transformers IV: Heralds of Unicron and thank you for your support over the years. This is just awesome.
Pine: "See, I knew I was the better Kirk!"
God who'll they get to play me?
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