TREK BBS - Scenes You'd Like To See

[captcalhoun]

This is the BBC

 

[jamestyler]

What you don't expect to hear from FOX NEWS....

The Truth.

I believe thats what the ids these days call an epic win.

 

[TheGodBen]

Up next on Fox News, could anal beads be the solution to the mortgage crisis? The answer... might surprise you.

 

[captcalhoun]

Obama, son of God or just a God? after these messages.

 

[Jax]

Lines you don't expect to hear from The President of the United States

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Hi, I'm Barack Obama. You may remember me from such adult entertainment films as "Joint Staffs of Chiefs 3: The Rocket's Red Hot Glare" and "All The President's Women: Nudist Camp David" ..."

 

[TheGodBen]

I, for one, welcome our new Chinese overlords.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Hail Xenu!"

 

[Captain Shaw]

God that last guy was such a wanker.

 

[Jax]

What does the red button do you say, well it sends on order to the CIA to get me a bucket of Fried finger licking good chicken.

 

[Chekov's Phaser]

Lines you don't expect to hear from The President of the United States

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"

Oh, wait...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"This morning, at 0700 hours, under my orders, the United States Government sold our entire gold bullion reserves to an old woman in exchange for some magic beans."

 

[Chekov's Phaser]

I've just signed an agreement of reunification with the mother country, Britain. God Save the Queen!

 

[jamestyler]

We are not the strongest or post powerful country, but...

 

[Triskelion]

Unlimited Free Chimichangas!

 

[TheGodBen]

There's probably is no God, now stop worrying and enjoy your life.

 

[Jax]

To my fellow TREK BBS members...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Go Cubs!"

Spoiler: an explanation for the above comment

President Obama is from the south side of Chicago. Therefore he is, and always must be, a White Sox fan

 

[RJDiogenes]

"I thought the new Star Trek movie was good."

 

[captcalhoun]

it's 2009, where's my freaking jetpack?