TREK BBS - Scenes You'd Like To See

[jamestyler]

"Rain up there, rain down there, a bit of cloud over there and a bit of fuck you to Jon Snow who I found fucking my wife this morning. I'm done. Now piss off."

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"There will be outbreaks of scattered barbarian hordes with a risk of fiery arrows and catapults to the north and east, while a cold front of Carthaginians and elephants will come crashing down from the mountains..."

 

[captcalhoun]

With Persians in the east, the forecast at the Hot Gates is for heavy arrow showers blotting out the sun. Any Spartans in the area will have to fight in the shade.

 

[ITL]

*points at the weather map* "This."

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"There will be heavy rain affecting the east coast, with flooding and structural damage. I watched it happen! I MADE IT HAPPEN!!!"

 

[ITL]

 

[TheGodBen]

"Hello, I'm Charlie Brooker and you're watching WeatherWipe, which is a show all about weather forecasts. Because I've run out of interesting ways to spin out this format, that's why."

 

[GeorgeKirk]

"And now our satellites are telling us that the Earth is surrounded by a cold airless void for trillions of miles in all directions. Also, Antarctica is apparently located on the bottom of the planet. How those penguins don't fall right off is beyond me. Back to you, Bob."

 

[Jax]

Its Scotland so what the FUCK do you think am going to say

 

[Captain Shaw]

OMG The sun's out in Scotland.
The end is coming.

 

[captcalhoun]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!

 

[K'Ehleyr]

"Oh, it's ok, it was just the reflection of the light from my desk lamp. All scottish men can now lower their kilts ~ there is no chance of sun"

 

[Jax]

Things Not To Say In A Job Interview....

 

[Chekov's Phaser]

Things Not To Say In A Job Interview....

"I look forward to working for this company and looking at your sweet, wonderful ass everyday!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

(point to picture on the interviewer's desk) Who's the floozy?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"That's right, my days of using company cars for dogging are now behind me."

 

[captcalhoun]

i could run this place better than that yahoo you pay those outrageous bonuses to

 

[jamestyler]

I just shit myself. You deal with it.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Still, what's one high-ranking professional cover-up between shareholders, eh?"

 

[K'Ehleyr]

"Well no I haven't actually done it before, but it's not brain surgery is it? Oh it is brain surgery..."