TREK BBS - Scenes You'd Like To See

[Zulu Romeo]

"Are you paying too much for your car insurance?!"

LOL think only the mock the week viewers will get this one.

All we need now is a reference to Prince Harry's "true" parentage, and the music of Showaddy... Waddy.

 

[gwud]

Dear jimmeh, will you fix it for me to be in the cabinet with showaddy... waddy?

 

[Captain Shaw]

"Are you paying too much for your car insurance?!"

LOL think only the mock the week viewers will get this one.

All we need now is a reference to Prince Harry's "true" parentage, and the music of Showaddy... Waddy.

Don't forget a karry Katona joke.
How i wish Franky Boyle was on the air this week

 

[NickInABox]

"As Ally McBeal would say..."

 

[Jax]

Whats this honesty thing that poor people speak about?

Vote for me, I need the spare money for the 2 children I have from when I shagged the ex nanny.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

"As Ally McBeal would say..."

"Single female lawyer! Having lots of sex!"

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"As Ally McBeal would say..."

"Single female lawyer! Having lots of sex!"

Single Female Lawyer™
Fighting for her client,
Wearing sexy mini-skirts
And being self-reliant...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"He used to be a caveman,
But now he's a mod...
UNFROZEN CAVEMAN MOD!!!!"

 

[ITL]

"And now I will explain today's budget proposals through the medium of dance. Sexy dance."

(BTW - Mock The Week fans - it returns to our screens next week!)

 

[K'Ehleyr]

"Oh for goodness sakes, you are talking complete bollocks and if I remember rightly, after the reshuffle, that is my department"


Thanks for the heads up re MTW ITL

 

[Amaris]

"Boom Shakalakalaka Boom Shakalakalaka Boom Shakalakalaka Boom Shakalakala Boom!"

J.

 

[TheGodBen]

"Are you paying too much for your car insurance?!"

LOL think only the mock the week viewers will get this one.

For those poor souls who don't watch MTW I provide this link which will either explain all or further confuse.

 

[Australis]

"What was the question again? I wasn't listening."

 

[NickInABox]

"... And with that said, I need to use the washroom."

 

[Amaris]

"...and then you just tap lightly with your shoe and wait."


J.

 

[NickInABox]

One day during a Congress meeting.

Mr. Speaker: The floor recognizes the representative from California!

Calif. Rep: "You can't read my pokerface."

*He or she waits for a moment*

"Puh-puh-puh-pokerface."

*Another beat*

"Puh-puh-pokerface. That is all."

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"... and then she crouched over my face, and it was at that moment that I realised she had removed the glass panel from the table."

 

[ITL]

^ Sweet Baby Jeebus Titty Licking Christy.....that's just.....

 

[Zulu Romeo]

^ Sweet Baby Jeebus Titty Licking Christy.....that's just.....

Armstrong and Miller dentist sketch reference.
"It's the betrayal of trust... that was the hardest thing to swallow - well, that, and..."

 

[TheGodBen]

"I find my opponent's accusations that I am a racist extremely upsetting, especially when I am mixed race myself. My father was an alien from Cylax 6 who impregnated my mother with his insemination ray."