TREK BBS - Scenes You'd Like To See

[Jax]

Unlikely things to hear from the McDonalds Drive Thru intercom...

 

[ITL]

Unlikely things to hear from the McDonalds Drive Thru intercom...

"Yeah, I'd like a arse on a stick, please. Extra crispy. No, I don't want fries with that."

 

[Captain Shaw]

Unlikely things to hear from the McDonalds Drive Thru intercom...

Palin is that you .

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Hello, this is PETA. I'd like two Big Macs with extra bacon..."

 

[RJDiogenes]

"This is a stick up."

 

[captcalhoun]

Jose Berrera?

 

[NickInABox]

"It REALLY is a pleasure to serve you, sir! Really!"

 

[An Officer]

Custumer: What's on the menu?
Drive Thru: We offer the full works, but no kissing.

 

[TheGodBen]

"I have three animal corpses in my car and I'll sell them to you at a knock-down rate if you don't ask where they came from."

 

[Triskelion]

"Do you want the senior discount or the bulk discount?"

 

[Jax]

Our food helps you lose weight

 

[Chekov's Phaser]

"THE SECRET SAUCE IS PEOPLE! IT'S PEOPLE!"

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Baaaaaaaaaaa! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! [slaughtering noises]"

 

[Jax]

Trust me sir thats not MAYO

 

[Zulu Romeo]

There IS a vegetarian option...



[all together now...]

 

[Jax]

Am sorry sir we can't serve you because your too FAT

 

[K'Ehleyr]

'A salad madam, I'm sorry I don't understand...'

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I'd like the smoked McSalmon starter, followed by Lobster McThermidor and McQuail's eggs, and finally the McBaked Alaska. Super-Sized.

 

[TheGodBen]

"I'll have two big macs, large fries and a large coke. Make that a Diet Coke because I'm watching my weight."

 

[Jax]

Things you don't expect to hear from the TV weatherman during his report.