TREK BBS - Scenes You'd Like To See

[Jax]

Got the idea for this thread from two quix shows called Mock The Week & Whose Line Is It Anyway? and started it a few years back in one of the rank lounges and recently restarted it in the Vice Admiral room but thought a thread for all members would be a fun thing to do. Simple rules I will write the basic idea of a scene and you have to come up with an unusual and hopefully funny thing to be said in that scene (will add new scenes in daily if the thread busy enough)...

What You Don't Expect To Hear From Politicians during a Live TV debate...

 

[An Officer]

"I tripped and fell on that horse... unfortunately, it just happened to be aroused at the time."

* Ali G in Da House reference.

 

[ITL]

"I would like to answer that question by drawing attention to....to....my god....you're beautiful! But loosen the tie. I prefer it that way...."

 

[The Badger]

"There is no greater evidence of the decline in educational standards than the fact that my constituents voted for me."

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"This hidden feed earpiece is starting to give me Swimmer's Ear..."

 

[NickInABox]

"The fundamentals of the economy are strong"

Oh wait.

 

[TheBrew]

"Can someone bring me a new diaper?"

 

[An Officer]

^

 

[Plecostomus]

"I'm just in it for the kickbacks. Fuck the common man. They exist solely to line my pockets with gold... wait is this on?"

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Welcome to the Jeremy Kyle Show!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Go Cubs!" - Obama

 

[Jax]

Why should you vote for me well I'll tell you why..My penis is much bigger than her's.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I was wrong and it was all my fault.

 

[Chekov's Phaser]

"I do wish to reach out to the Latino community. I've been on 'fact finding missions' to Argentina many times..."

 

[Triskelion]

To illustrate the state of the economy, I'm going to need a hatchet, a bucket, and a volunteer.

 

[Jax]

family values are very important to me, just last night I was having hot sex with my wife.

 

[Amaris]

"I have nothing worthwhile to say."


J.

 

[RJDiogenes]

"The Voters in this country are a bunch of ignorant, selfish, superstitious morons."

 

[TheGodBen]

"Are you paying too much for your car insurance?!"

 

[Captain Shaw]

"Are you paying too much for your car insurance?!"

LOL think only the mock the week viewers will get this one.