And Kpnuts, you liked Trek XI which I didn't even like all that much.
Perhaps you could save the vitriol for something more worthwhile.
EDIT: Incidentally, would you be surprised to know those are basically the same criticisms which could be aimed at the first one?
I really liked the first Transformers. It was about giant fighting robots, but the story was decent enough, and the character's were likable. The new one however was not nearly as good. It seemed like every character needed to be comic relief, and the physical humor was not nearly as good as the first one, even though I did laugh in some parts. It just seemed like the plot was all over the place, and was almost too complicated for such a film. The first one was good because of the simplicity of it's plot, which is what all the movie needed. This one just had too much....stuff...in it, and it suffered.
I agree that Star Trek was far superior to both films.
It seemed like every character needed to be comic relief
the plot was all over the place
Really, the first film was better?
With Bumblebee pissing on the Sector 7 guy? Optimus Prime saying, 'my bad'? The stupid hacker scenes? Overemphasis on the humans? An air strike by the humans (read: US military) which takes down the Decepticons? The maudlin sidestory with the wife at home? The Sector 7 underwear? The masturbation jokes? The lack of anything said by the Transformers themselves? The black charicature of the fat hacker?
These were all complaints and largely the emphasis on the humans was toned down and a much greater emphasis was placed on the Transformers themselves. Some of the fight scenes were done where you could actually see what was going on.
And I'm not saying it was the most amazing thing ever. I'm saying for what I expected it did a good job.
With Bumblebee pissing on the Sector 7 guy? Optimus Prime saying, 'my bad'? The stupid hacker scenes? Overemphasis on the humans? An air strike by the humans (read: US military) which takes down the Decepticons? The maudlin sidestory with the wife at home? The Sector 7 underwear? The masturbation jokes? The lack of anything said by the Transformers themselves? The black charicature of the fat hacker?
That was the equivalent of the pissing scene for me.
But compared to the first film, they at least had SOME character to them. And expecting less fighting and more characterization from a Michael Bay film is more optimistic than I was.
Of course, all of this ignores the main point I had. I felt Orci/Kurtzman listened to people's complaints about the first film and corrected some of them.
Which makes me feel better about the prospects of a better Star Trek movie next time.
Oh boy, wouldn't it be grand to have the next Star Trek film with a Metacritic rating in the 30s as this film does...
The script itself was SHIT! Terrible story, lame and cringe-inducing dialogue, and bad acting.
Yes, because critics are my personal barometer of success. *eyeroll
Look, the main point here isn't whether or not you felt TF2 was a good movie or not. It should be a good thing that someone who didn't like the first Trek feels there's room for hope the second one won't be as bad because they corrected some flaws from the first Transformers.
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