TOS Temporary Caption Contest #7: "Ah, Yes, ..."

[Shatmandu]

Hiya, folks.

Another great round come and gone. The regulars were terrific, and I very much enjoyed the new blood. Please keep coming back. (And a note to any lurkers: give it a shot. S'fun.)

Here are this week's bits:

And an easy one:

Joe, shook

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Porno!"

Spock: "Kirk porno?"

Marvick: "Ah, so you're the asshole who keeps meddling with my engines ..."



I might as well throw in another bonus from this ep, too:

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "He'll never wag his forked penis in another blind woman's face, let me assure you."

 

[Mistral]

Marvick: "My, what soft, yet manly hands you have, Mr. Scott."

Scotty: "Aye, its the moisturizing that does it!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Marvick: "Ah, you must be Mister Scott."
Scotty, proud: "Aye."
Marvick: "I was told you looked like Conway Twitty."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I feel like...*music swells*...feel like...singing!"

Kirk: "Stop that, now! Stop that!"

Nimoy found the bike. Or, what was left of it.

Scotty: "Larry Marvick, former chief engineer of the Kelvin?"

Marvick: "Yep. Fortunately that nothing bad happened to me; otherwise they'd still be putting windows on the bridges of these ships."

Muldaur: "How dare this pointy-eared prick think that Crusher's better than Pulaski?"

Conway Twitty: "Someone mind explaining how I ended up in one of these?"

Data and Spock (singing): "And then I had to spoil it all by saying something illogical like I love you!"

 

[phenyx2]

Kirk: I sure hope he doesn't wake up while you're giving me this handjob?

 

[phenyx2]

Spock: For gosh sakes Jim...clean that thing and put it away before you poke someones eye out!

Conway: "I can see you're never been this far before?"

 

[phenyx2]

Date to Spock Singing: ....Don't worry Spock because..."It's only make believe!"

 

[phenyx2]

[

Marvick: singing Conway's hit..."Touch the Hand...."

 

[phenyx2]

Spock: singing to Kirk..."Hello Darling....."

 

[Shatmandu]

It was difficult for Spock, but McCoy insisted on showing 'Old Yeller' on movie night.

Marvick: "Ah, Mister Scott. Nice to finally meet the man who has forwarded me those thousands of jokes and racist e-mails."
Scotty: "Obama was a Muslim."

 

[Shatmandu]

Data & Spock, singing: "But when we get behiiiind closed doors, and when you let your haaaaaair haaang down ..."

Conway: "You gents better stick to enumeratin'."

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "Suddenly I can't hear anything over the sound of how awesome Jim is."

Kirk desperately tries to remember how to perform the Vulcan Beaver Pinch but gets the teeth all wrong.

 

[M'Sharak]

"I never thought I'd get ta meet the fella who was designing Starfleet
ships before he started ta shave. Put her there, laddie!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock, forgetting himself: "Man, that was the best goddamned waffle I've ever had ..."

Miranda, shattered: "In HD, the makeup job on his ears is horrible."

Marvick: "Mister Scott, you old dog-beamer, you ..."
Scotty: "Ye did say 'beamer,' dinna ye, lad?"

 

[Mistral]

Scotty: "An I thought you'd died in the last episode of Enterprise! I'll be damned, look at ya! Just a wee bit o' the grey!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock: Yes that's it. A bit further to the left. A bit further.

Spock, with "O" face: Torpedo away.

Sulu: Oh, my!

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "That Miranda Jones is one hot piece of tail, she is. How can ye work around her without wantin' to rattle her doorknobs, lad?"

Honky-tonk, Vulcan-style.

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock, singing:
Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins he's only three foot tall.
Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins the bravest little hobbit of them all!