I got all these from Burgess Meredith for a song!
For pity's sake, Jim! The only music he brought is an 8 track of TV theme songs!
TOS Caption Contest Scrimage #1
- Thread starter Shatmandu
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I got all these from Burgess Meredith for a song!
For pity's sake, Jim! The only music he brought is an 8 track of TV theme songs!
Kor having mild fun with his new bread maker.
"Sorry, Jim.
Chekov and I just can't get your tape recorder here to work. Damn play button's stuck or somethin' ."
"Ahhhhhhh.
The rigors and pressure of an Imperial Governorship...alleviated by the joy of making Shrinky Dinks."
COGLEY: You won't find a finer collection of Nineteenth Century porn any where in the Galaxy.
So Extenze doesn't work as advertised!
Earthers have no honor!
COGLEY: Look, I was young and Law School is expensive!
COGLEY:"Sorry, Captain.
I can't do a thing for you. I've read every legal text written in the past 500 years that might even REMOTELY pertain to your situation. And the closest I can come to finding anything helpful is something related to an ancient Earth movie director named Polanski."
"This is Governor Kor.
As of this date...all Organian men wearing Prince Valiant costumes will be put to summary death. And all women must go without bottoms."
"You were wrong, Kirk.
As you can PLAINLY see...there was an even longer, even more unabridged version of The Stand."
Dammit! I was Rick-Rolled again!
And this whole set can be yours for just 199.99!
KIRK Girl to Grab?
COGLEY: Its an Encyclopedia, Kirk!!!*
*Stolen from Martin Mull.
COGLEY:"Can you reshelve all of these, Kirk?
I have a hot date tonight with Miss Shaw."
COGLEY: Captain ...this book is dead. And so are these.
"ALL these volumes, Kirk...and not ONE that can teach me how to give multiple orgasms to my wife!!"
