TOS Caption Contest Scrimage #1

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: So you're the one who's hording all the multi-colored food balls!!!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Carl: "You tells the Reverend Doctor that his NCAA Tournament losses are waaaay overdue, y'hea'me? Maybe you'd like to work them off fo' him, huh?"

Spock: "I found the missing Rook."
Kirk: "Ewww."

 

[cooleddie74]

CARL:"Alright...what cat smoked my entire BOWL?!?"

SPOCK:"Curious.

I never knew how flexible these are until right now."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk sees the real reason T'Pring chose him.

Kirk: "I'm sure that way of clapping is very dignified on Vulcan, but you're going to get our asses sued off if you do it on this ship, Mister."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock: "A scrimage?!"

"Run away, run away!"

Kirk: "Look it's ok, Bones knows a thing or two about it. He just puts a little umbrella down there, I guess he'll need two, and scrapes it out."

 

[cooleddie74]

"In my quarters...NOW!!!!

I can't keep this wood forever!!!"

SPOCK:"Turned out I was right, Jim.


She'll never talk to me again now."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Its from T'Pring. She said that whole thing with Stonn was a mistake.

KIRK: You gonna take her back?

SPOCK: Duh!!!! Have you seen T'Pring??!!!!!

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk: "No, Spock. I don't think Fringe is going to be renewed, no matter who they stunt cast for the finale."

 

[Shatmandu]

Since this is just a placeholder until Outpost4 gets back, I think I'll just keep this one rolling with new screengrabs here and there.

Newcomers, feel free to use the earlier ones, too.

And here's a special challenge to the lurkers who never post a caption: give it a shot. S'fun.

Go nuts.

Joe, these

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Has it been seven years already?"

Kirk: "Just tell me you took my Fritos, and you can go."

 

[John Picard]

Chapel: "Fisting doesn't mean going ELBOW DEEP."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "If the Captain tries to blame this shit on being split in two or something, I think I'll puke."

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Because they were just wee Tribbles, is all. I dinna give a damn what the Klingons did with 'em. And you all laughed when I told you! Assholes!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kirk: "Two Girls and a Cup?"

Spock: No One girl and a donkey".
Kirk: "Haven't seen that one"

Shouting Spock: "On your knees bitch"

 

[Triskelion]

McCoy <thinking>: It never fails. Patient in a miniskirt, out comes Chapel's evil eye. Well she's got to look at the monitor sometime... And that's when Bones will have his day. Oh yes, he will have his day in the sun my friends....

Computer: Error.... Language not in database....

 

[M'Sharak]

"'Sup, Blondie. You holdin'?"

"Doctor... is she... ?"
"Yes, Christine, she's a department-store mannequin -- one of the worst cases I've ever seen."

 

[battrekker]

Nimoy: This is the last *$&#ing time Bill steals my *$&#iing bike!!!
Gene!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAPEL: What the hell Len? We've got other Nurses!???!!!!!

MCCOY: uh, yeah, sorry about all those double shifts

 

[Captain Crow]

Chapel: Spock, what are you doing in my quarters?

Spock, startled: Oh.. uh.. I wasn't sniffing, wearing, or rubbing all over my naked body your underwear.

Chapel: WHAT!!

Spock: You hear that alarm? I better get to the bridge!

Chapel: What alarm?

Spock: Got to go!

Chapel: What the hell did you do wipe your face with a grilled cheese sandwich, Doctor?

McCoy: For some odd reason most of the women on the ship are suffering from peroxide poisoning and I can't figure out why.

Scotty: I'll never tell!

Kirk: If you don't tell me I'm going to start farting in this air tight room. I've had Taco Bell so they should be very loud and very smelly. The kind of smell that you can taste.

Everyone else in room: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL HIM!

Kirk: There's you, me, your balls, and this drawer, Mr. Scott.

Kirk: What do you mean by the word "is"?

 

[Atavachron]

Kirk: "Yes, it does look like a boil. But I think I'd have Dr. McCoy look at it before you..."

Spock: "Sorry, Captain."

Kirk: "Do you need a wipe, Spock? I'm sure I do."


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