TOS Caption Contest Scrimage #1

[MANT!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU

Spock "That... Leroy Jenkins ruined my logical plan. Now the clan must do the level ALL over again."

Kirk "Spock..It's just a game..a game.."

"Then he tells me IT"S ONLY A GAME" and shuts my INTERNET OFF!!!!.. World of Warcraft is a freakin lifestyle..WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ALL ABOUT...I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THAT SHIT!!"

 

[M'Sharak]

"No crushed pepper? No Parmesan?!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock: Unlike Mr.Sulu, I don't eat meat!

 

[Shatmandu]

Carl's hair looks to be phasing in and out of our space-time continuum.

 

[John Picard]

Spock: "FORGET!"

 

[Shatmandu]

^

Spock: "My Tivo settings are not to be mucked with, woman!"

Spock: "You dare knock when you know I'm watching Ugly Betty?"

Spock: "Who taught you how to iron? I look like shit! You've ruined my life!!"
<He storms back into his quarters as Chapel weeps.>

 

[Shatmandu]

Adam: "Any time you feel like 'steppin out to Eden' again, you just come on back, Cap'n."
Kirk: "I hate myself."

Spock: "Your wig, please, Nurse!"

 

[Triskelion]

Spock...Spock...you know what they're like. Why do you log into the Trek BBS?

It was a mechanical rice picker! <runs away sobbing>

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "How long have you been making tea with my underpants?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk was amazed that Spock could play the Vulcan guitar solos with only his nose hair.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "I was just playing with myself, Captain."
Kirk: "I ... see."
Spock, realizing: "Chess, Captain."

 

[Triskelion]

Computer beat you at chess again, Spock?
Mm-hm.
You wanna go to McDonald's? Get a happy meal?
Mm-hm.

You are not, nor have you ever been, my Avon lady.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Carl's hair looks to be phasing in and out of our space-time continuum.

Carl's fro is a constant in all dimensions. For all realities exist within the fro.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "No, Spock, I don't think it's right that they say you've got a forked dick."
Spock, softly: "It ... hurts."
Kirk: "Their words? Or your forked dick?"

Spock: "Wipe me front-to-back. FRONT-TO-BACK!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

The temperature of your plomeek soup is off by .00000036734 degrees!!!! Get it right or get the hell out!!!!!!

 

[Cakes488]

Spock: What part of "keep the fuck out" don't you understand?

Spock: Nurse Chapel....Christine....I thought I requested you to keep OUT of my Marilyn Monroe wig collection...remove your head piece at once Madam...

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "What is this!? Poking, prying – if I want to watch your collection of sheep porn, I'll ask for it!"

 

[Cakes488]

Kirk: Spock...come on don't be mad at me...she meant nothing to me!

Spock: I feel humiliated Captain!

Kirk: What's with all the emotion Spock??? You're in the wrong timeline "man" .....

 

[John Picard]

Spock: "Four weeks. Twenty papers. That's two dollars, plus tip. Two dollars! Two dollars, cash. I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!"

Chapel: "Gee, Spock. I don't have a dime. Sorry."

Spock: "Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Do NOT go in there...

WHEW!!!!!"

SPOCK:"Curious.

Normally, preteen photos of T'Pring get me aroused."