TOS Caption Contest Scrimage #1

[cooleddie74]

"BIL-BO...

BIL-BO BAGGINS!

RAN OUT OF PAPER IN THE JOHN!!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "I had my upskirt photos arranged by labia size because I wanted them that way!"

Kirk: "Aw, c'mon, it happens to every guy now and then."
Spock, brightening: "It ever happen to you?"
Kirk: "Nope."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Don't MAKE a Vulcan brutha smack a beehive bitch UP, yo!

Where my CREDITS?"

SPOCK:"My human uncle Walter once managed to reach it. But at a price."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Up to the second knuckle? That's it?"

 

[26138]

Spock: I will not allow you to lecture me!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Chapel: "Aw dammit. They mixed up my inflatable Spock doll with Sulu's at the cleaners again."

Kirk: "Kirk to engineering, get a puncture repair kit up here on the double!"

 

[Shatmandu]

This is the result when you wash Spock's white underpants with a cheap red t-shirt.

 

[Triskelion]

Quick, what's more vital? The communicator that fell in the toilet, or not having my BM recording on the internet? What do I do! What do I do??

Spock: It says here I'm supposed to click the hotlink with my mouse.
Kirk: Your doing it wrong.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Ah, I see. Here's the church, here's the steeple, open the...uh oh."

Kirk: "What's wrong?"

Spock: "I believe I am stuck."

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock: Why must they always make fun of my "mighty sword"?

Spock: Yes Jim, I'm the one who wrote "For a good time call Jimmy Fatboy at 555-KIRK-MEEE" on the men's room wall.

 

[Cakes488]

Spock: Unlike Mr.Sulu, I don't eat meat!

Chapel: Yeah and if you keep treating me like this I won't be eating anymore "meat" either!

 

[Cakes488]

Kirk saw Spock nodding off yet again and realized that his little Heroin problem was getting out of hand.

After visiting Spocks quarters....Kirk concluded that his little LSD problem was getting out of hand....

 

[Cakes488]

Spock: Nurse Chapel...please remind me again what was the medicinal benefit of sticking my finger into the light socket....LOOK WHAT IT'S DONE TO MY HAIR!

Chapel: Well at least it has a little body now but you do need a deep conditioner.

 

[Cakes488]

Spock: Yes Jim, I'm the one who wrote "For a good time call Jimmy Fatboy at 555-KIRK-MEEE" on the men's room wall.

Kirk: Well done Spock....but we may need to tweak it a bit because for Christs sake I'm not getting any calls!!!!!!!!

 

[Cakes488]

Kirk: Don't worry Spock....we'll find out who's been tampering with your alien nutsack collection -- judging by what you still have on your display shelf behind you...I'd say you still have a fair amount left.

Spock: Yes I certainly have my suspicions on who is responsible...care to take a guess Captain?

Kirk: Spock....I suppose there really is no need to guess, we all know damn well who it is...I'll go have a talk with him now and check his quarters for your missing nutsack.

Spock: Thank you Captain.

Kirk: Ohhh the Captains work is never done!

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"The computer projections we made were correct, Jim.

I wet 'em."

 

[cooleddie74]

CARL:"Want a little plomeek broth in your sugar, Baby?

YEAAHHHHH..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Well Spock?

SPOCK: Yeah, its true. I'm not Vulcan or even half Vulcan. I made it all up to score with chicks at the academy.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"WOW.

Yowza.

And here I was thinking all the old urban legends about Vulcan foreskins were just lies."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Just because we constantly make fun of your race is no reason to not come to work ... unless you're trying to add 'lazy' to our list of pejoratives against Vulcans, of course ..."

Kirk: "We warned you about Uhura."