TOS Caption Contest #98 - A Game Boy

[Outpost4]

I'm going to continue to change out this contest on Tuesdays. I have weekend things coming up and this works better for me.

This last week was quite the contest, with ten pages of Cloud Festus and a crossover with the TNG caption contest. But with old timers being funnier than ever, the contest was won by two first time winners. Congratulations go to Kirby and highlander. Welcome to Purgatory. There are many more rings of Hell to cross.

Kirk: "After you're done with that root, why don't you make your way to the twig and berries."

Cloud William: A book on Chicago Mobsters of the 1920's... What a lovely gift. Thank you!

Our next contest features a pickup and a Kirk/McCoy conversation.

You folks are the holiest of holies!


TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (3x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (15x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (8x)
DrBob (7x)
DS9Sega (4x)
EliyahuQeoni (3x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (18x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
highlander

First Time Winner!
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
John_Picard
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
Kirby

First Time Winner!
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nerys Myk (17x)

Noname Given (2x)
Outpost4 (13x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (23x)

Redfern
SciFi75 (5x)
scottydog (14x)
Shatmandu (11x)

Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (8x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (10x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (9x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (5x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

"Can I buy one of you lovely ladies some blue food cubes?"

McCoy: If Starfleet wants to install a sombrero on the saucer, they must know what they are doing.

 

[John Picard]

McCoy:"Yep, you did it to yourself this time, Jim. Figure three or four days and your wang will fall off."

 

[Outpost4]

"Just a red alert from my heart."

 

[Gertch]

"I don't think these game consoles are gonna take off."

 

[Triskelion]

That's right big boy. The studfinder pointed right to you.

That's right. Captain Kirk made me his geological specialist for this mission. And just as soon as I get back the three of us are going to have a real blast. No, baby. You keep my lucky rabbit's foot. You don't need luck when you look this good. <saunters out>

 

[jgdst]

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"My hands have been welded to these chairs. WHY HAVEN'T YOU TRIED TO HELP?!"

"I'm telling you, Uhura's been leaving these pictures all over my quarters"
"Bones, you're disgusting. Get off my bridge!"

 

[Outpost4]

I totally forgot to add this bonus picture. I created this for a new AV on another board where I'm Carl Spock. I thought I'd use it for the caption contest. Here's a hi-rez version of the pic.

Kirk: Is that Marilyn Chambers?
Spock: Yes, and that's Annie Sprinkles beside her.
Kirk: Bitchin'.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Red Shirt: Ladies, ever hear of "Two Girls, One cup?"

Bones: Tell me what you think. I got this from some Red Shirt in the Rec Room, he called it "Two Girls, One Cup."

 

[Outpost4]

"Jim, not in front of the Klingons."

 

[Shatmandu]

Congrats to the new winners!

Charlene: "Sorry, I've already got enough cracker for my soup."

McCoy: "... so I looked into it. Turns out, he's the only one with two."

Charlene: "I thought you were on Bridge duty?"
Crewman Studly: "I tried, but all the chairs are down here."

Crewman Studly: "Gone to 'Red Alert' have we?"
Charlene: "Yuh-huh. As soon as we finish our game of Connect Four, I'll go see what all the fuss is about ..."

 

[Starseeker]

"Notice the colour of my shirt? That means this is a limited time offer, ladies."

"You know, Jim, with the medical wonders I have at my disposal, we could do something about that--"
"Leave the toupee alone, Bones."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "I know what the statistics are, Jim, I just don't find it aesthetically pleasing to have one hanging lower than the other. I should operate, now."

 

[scottydog]

Stanley Milgram: "The experiment requires that you continue."

 

[Shatmandu]

Crewman: "I don't know how it happened. That Charlie X kid was staring at me. He rolled his eyes up, and suddenly it started tapping my knee."
Charlene: "Meet us in my quarters."

 

[Outpost4]

Masters: So were you the first or second Darrin?

 

[Shatmandu]

Charlene: "Just because you had sex with Scotty doesn't mean you get to have sex with me, fool."

 

[Rat Boy]

Redshirt: "So, we still on for the three-way?"

Kirk: "Dead? What was the cause?"

McCoy: "Congestive heart failure due to high stress brought on by a three-way."

Kirk: "Wait, what color shirt was he wearing?"

McCoy: "Red."

Kirk: "Well, he went better than most of them."

 

[Rat Boy]

Carl Spock: "Just play it real cool and unfunky and we'll blend right in."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Redshirt: "Hi, I'm Ensign McFly, I'm your density."

Kirk: "Sixteen tribbles, a universal translator, a bottle of Scotty's finest Aldeberan Whisky, a micro-black hole, 5 picograms of antimatter, Ensign Kalmis... Ensign Kalmis? Isn't he..."

McCoy: "That new First Federation crewman, the one who transferred over from..."

Kirk: "I know who he is Bones, and you're saying that all this..."

McCoy: "This isn't healthy Jim. You got to have a word with the boy. I'm getting tired of having to extract all this stuff from Sulu's backside."