TOS Caption Contest #98 - A Game Boy

[cooleddie74]

"They're slides of my appendectomy, Jim.

See...TOLD ya it looked like a withered pickle but you never believed me."

 

[cooleddie74]

MASTERS:"DAMN...

What the hell did you eat, white boy?!"

 

[Rat Boy]

The real question is which Spock was he shooting at?

 

[Locutus of Board]

"Are you really going to deny me my only Menage-e-trois? Look at me, I'm a dying man!"

McCoy:" Men all over the ship are trying that line, with some success I may add."

Kirk: "Why is the analysis inconclusive? I've got to try that angle."

McCoy: "I can find absolutely nothing concrete as to why some of the men literally feel they have no time left. Nothing at all."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Bones: Here's your latest results, Jim. It may itch for a few days but it should go away if you keep applying the ointment. Just next time you meet a green-skinned bevy, please for god's sake wear protection. Can you do that for me, Jim?
Kirk: All right. All right. Geez, you're almost as bad as Spock.
Bones: I see no need for insults.

Kirk: This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted an "Ass Blaster."

 

[Shatmandu]

Charlene, to her female friend: "Don't get up: the last time you left, he sniffed your seat for ten minutes."

McCoy: "See anything on the security camera outside Spock's door yet?"
Kirk: "Chapel keeps walking by, wearing make-up."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"The contest's over, Jim.

You can, uh...put the Captioning PADD down now."

 

[Triskelion]

- Looking at pictures of the last away mission, Jim?
- Yes, Bones. How did we get Spock out of that tree again?
- We threw human feces at him.
- Logical, Doctor.