TOS Caption Contest #86 - Girl Power

[Gil T.Azell]

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Mea 3, & Tamura (inunison) "Hurry up ,Captain or we'll start with out you"

 

[Mallory]

Management was pleased when Hoover won the contract to provide Starfleet with dilithium powered vacuum cleaners.

 

[Triskelion]

The Doc's gonna be disappointed when he finds out this thing is for cavity searches.

Spock: May I remind you gentlemen we are supposed to be standing in attention.
I fail to see the logic, Doctor, of laughing at Commander Scot's acute gastrointestinal distress.

Tamura: I hate this catty sorority. I'm gonna go do it with a cab driver.

 

[Outpost4]

Management was pleased when Hoover won the contract to provide Starfleet with dilithium powered vacuum cleaners.

Chekov: Aaaagghh! Switch it to suck. Damn it, quick, switch it to suck!

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Don't worry, Spock...it's a Terran thing. You wouldn't understand."

REDSHIRT #1:"Reroute the flow through Junction 2C!"

REDSHIRT #2:"It's no use...whatever we try, we're not gonna be able to turn Robitussin into Nyquil."

MEA 3:"Go ahead. What are you waiting for?

I've heard horror stories about your Federation sex camps."

 

[cooleddie74]

"This would be a lot easier if Starfleet put readouts somewhere on these damn things..."

 

[S'kai]

Are you SURE these are the instructions that they radioed to the Apollo 13 crew?

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hurry up and rig this thing, Mallory...

I haven't had an Everlasting Gobstopper in ages."

 

[cooleddie74]

Most awkward interracial video EVER.

 

[Nerys Myk]

So it was a stand off. The maid was quite firm about her "I don't do windows" rule.

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: What a strange reaction to Hillary Clinton...

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I believe using the transporter to beam women from their showers is a gross misuse of Starfleet property."

 

[Outpost4]

Tamura: As your interior decorator, I insist: these chairs must go!

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: I will instruct Engineering to build a third device for me.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Okay, where do my balls go?"

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

There was an awful awkward silence after McCoy suggested a threesome.

 

[scottydog]

Spock: What a strange reaction to Hillary Clinton...

Actually, it's a reaction to the naked "McCain Gone Wild" video.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Number forty seven. Now paging number forty seven. Number forty seven, Captain Kirk will see you now."

It was at this moment that Mr. Spock decided Dr. McCoy had the right look for the role of Eomer in his production of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

 

[battrekker]

"Fascinating, Doctor. I would swear that you look from this angle like a 20th Century military person only known as Lt. Dan."

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Oh, boy. Green food cubes!