TOS Caption Contest #86 - Girl Power

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"One of you just broke wind.

And I'm starting to become VERY certain just who."

"...damn Radio Shack parts. Screw that place."

MEA 3:"Is this the part where I demand my freedom and you tie me down and have your way with me?




Damn."

 

[John Picard]

McCoy: "Boy, that whoopee-cushion gag never gets old."

Spock: "Indeed."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Doctor, please keep your hands off the controls!

 

[cooleddie74]

"The two of you DIDN'T like Yeomans Thompson and Bennett...did you?"

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK: May I remind you gentlemen we are supposed to be standing in attention.

McCOY: Attention nothing; I'm giving her an standing ovation!

Spock, glances down.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Spock: For lunch, Doctor, you had a spinach artichoke sub with a side order of cole slaw.

McCoy: That's amazing! How did you know? Some sort of Vulcan telepathy?

Spock: You still have some stuck in your teeth.

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Spock, never look sideways when standing at a urinal.

 

[Mallory]

^ Winner

 

[battrekker]

Doohan: "Bill Shatner, what a magnificent bastard."
Kelly: "Yeah, that's the best place to hide a bike I've ever seen."
Nimoy: Growls......

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip - Episode 246 - Going, Going, Bong !

Red Shirt : So have you been invited ?

Space Gal : To ?

Red Shirt : Carl Spock's Bong Party....

Space Gal : No, I haven't.

Spock : I'd like to invite you both to my bong party.

McCoy : We thought you'd never ask.

Scotty : Aye.

Mister Leslie : And this part goes in here.

Mallory : You sure about that ?

Mister Leslie : Positive.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

SPOCK: Doctor, please keep your hands off the controls!

Excellent, first coffee (tea) snorting laugh of the morning

 

[Shatmandu]

<Vulcan delegation arrives.>
McCoy, under breath: "It's been a while since I've knocked off a bit of Vulcan pussy. Mmmmm-hhmmmmm! <licks lips>"

 

[Outpost4]

Tamura: Just because you couldn't score with that cute Lt. Sulu doesn't mean I won't.

Mea 6: Good luck, girl...

 

[John Picard]

McCoy: Spock, never look sideways when standing at a urinal.

^ Winner

Agreed!

 

[Shatmandu]

Mister Leslie: "Readings indicate Vulcan DNA. Huh?"
Scotty: "'Only every seven years' my fookin' arse ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I do not see what is so stimulating about inserting that into the hole in the wall."

 

[cooleddie74]

MEA 3:"So...I'm guessing asking if this room contains any MSG is out of the question?"

SCOTTY:"This is some wee good chiba!"

McCOY:"You said it. YOWZA!!"

SPOCK:"The old urban legend is true. Vulcans can't get a buzz."

LEGO Warp Plasma Injector(TM)

At fine toy stores in your sector starting on stardate 4045!

 

[Outpost4]

Red Shirt: Chicken soup! That damn police sergeant says he wants chicken soup!

 

[Ihlecreations]

But Mom, it is a real religion, Tom says so.
Katie, I dont care. If you go don't bother coming back.

Call me a half wit country doctor, will you. You swaggering moron. I'll show you. Oh yess I will. Youll be sorry..... hehe youll be sorry....he he hehe

Unfortunately 1960's liposuction technology was not what it is today, leaving Jimmy Doohan unable to control his weight, and a future nightmare for the paramount wardrobe department.

 

[M'Sharak]

McCoy really loved the live room acoustics and always made a point of lighting one
up every time he was there, just because he knew it bugged the hell out of Spock.