TOS Caption Contest #83 - Back To Basics

[cooleddie74]

"Hey, now...that Fed Kirk down there said I could meet the Real Burger King if I got zapped and beamed up here! Now where is he?

YOU sure as hell ain't the king of nothin'...unless ya mean Fruity Shirts."

Kirk couldn't believe how much free hardcore Dirty Sanchez stuff he could upload from the Risan cultural database.

 

[Outpost4]

Krako: And you say that's just the Whoa, Baby! setting on this joy box?

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHATNER: "Girdle...too.. tight...can't...breath..."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

 

[Rat Boy]

Khan: "Who's the poor marksman now, bitch?"

 

[Defcon]

Crossposting with the movie contest, since it fits both :

TOS-era Kirk: They will force me to wear this in the future? That's it, the next time I have to fight a Gorn I'll let him kill me.

 

[Rat Boy]

Doohan helped Nimoy get revenge on Shatner for the whole bike thing by taking apart Bill's car piece by piece.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Aye, slash fic. It gets 'em every time."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Nobody came to the Captain's porn night expecting that.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk the Younger: "Assless Chaps!!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk the Younger glimpses the future and sees his anus prolapsed.

 

[hokstein]

KIRK: So this is what Marsellus keeps in his briefcase!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk the Younger: "Fecal Leakage!!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Krako: "This internet thing is disgusting! I'll take two!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"This where I turn in my skeeball tickets for a stuffed Mobster?"

Sometimes, your synthesized roast beef comes back up for a visit.

 

[Nerys Myk]

JOJO: "Is that supposed to be a Scottish accent?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Krako: "You mean to tell me that in a few years you'll be wearing those PJs to work?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"No...no, I don't think I could pass for an overweight, balding fry cook in the desert. Why?"

"I can't believe I beamed the whole thing!!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"You employ non-whites in this Federation?"
"Aye, wait until you see the bridge, Martin Luther King would be proud."

 

[DrBob]

LPB Kirk has got the Quad! DaRKKKk DaRKKKk DaRKKKk