TOS Caption Contest #83 - Back To Basics

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "She shot Mr. Burns?"

 

[Outpost4]

^ I've been trying to write the "who shot J.R.?" joke for a couple of days but knew it would be so old, few would get it. Yours works.

Very nice. I especially like the way you ended it.

But no assless chaps?

 

[Outpost4]

With Prince on board, it was the Purple Pain.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Krako: "Keep that finger to yourself unless you want to lose it."

By the 23rd Century, Fleshlight injuries were rare, but not unheard of.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk watches and rewatches ten seconds of the halftime show from Super Bowl XXXVIII.

 

[Outpost4]

Inspired by Diesel Micky Dolenz:

Neon had found a new use in 23rd century Las Vegas.

 

[Shatmandu]

Late shift.
Sulu visits Kyle.
Kirk can't sleep.
Kirk takes a walk.
Kirk wanders into the Transporter room.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk views Rat Boy's latest photomanip of TBonz.

 

[Outpost4]

^ BAN HIM, T'BONZ, BAN HIM! He's the troublemaker! Rat Boy and I are angels.

Krako: So what if styrofoam explodes from the slightest touch on a planet with a red atmosphere?

 

[Shatmandu]

Krako: "The dancer was bent over backward, right in front of you? What did you say?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: He's the fifth Cylon?

Krako: "Yes, yes I am. And if youse will excuse me, I'm late for a four-way with a Three, a Six, and an Eight."

Very nice. I especially like the way you ended it.

But no assless chaps?

Wasn't part of the bathhouse pictures or if it was it was...er...obscured.

 

[Triskelion]

Outpost4, Thanks a million! I'm honored! Especially since the other posters cracked me up too often to be able to mention them all!

Scottydog, that was so funny!

Ratboy, that avatar is super!

I want to also thank the mods of this forum Mallory and T'Bonz. When I grow up I want to be like you

Hey...what happend to my right shoe?

Scooooottttttyyyyyy!!!!!

 

[scottydog]

Scottydog, that was so funny!

Thanks! All the contributors to this thread makes me laugh out loud so often, including you, Triskelion.

From left to right: Doohan, Thing from the Adams family, Tayback.

 

[Rat Boy]

Jojo Sharples: "Whadya tryin' to do? Muscle me out of this territory? I took on that Ronald McDonald mook and won so don't think I'll roll over like that pansy Jared."

 

[Shatmandu]

Cooleddie: "Did Flo lick your balls?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk watches what Spock and the Romulan Commander do with their fingers next during the commercial break.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Hey, Little Buddy!"
"...Skipper? What happened?"

 

[Maurice]

When Rand flashed the Captain, she really flashed the Captain.​

 

[Outpost4]

Krako: Always trying to muscle in on our territory, aren't you? Well, listen, Smiley, you'll be deep fried if you keep it up.

 

[Shatmandu]

The King: "We tore down that shithole diner you had and built one of our stores. Once a month, we have all the employees piss down the gutter and chant your name, Mel Sharples."

Kirk watches rediscovered historical video of Hillary Clinton dodging sniper fire on a runway in Bosnia in 1996.