"The Captain left another of his medical semen samples on the bridge again. Which would explain why it suddenly became half-empty once Mister Sulu noticed it."
TOS Caption Contest #79 - Yo Ho Ho!
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"The Captain left another of his medical semen samples on the bridge again. Which would explain why it suddenly became half-empty once Mister Sulu noticed it."
SULU:"Ten credits a cup?!?!?
That's got to be against Federation law!"
"As I suspected. The Captain used Nutra Sweet.
The pussy."
Sulu: This is good coffee. What does your tricorder say?
Spock: The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup.
Sulu: Really?
Spock: Actually, no. That was just an internet ad I was reading on the tricorder screen. What you actually drank is poison and you will be dead in five seconds.
Chekov:"Thank you, God!"
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Not a caption, but Starbucks just got hit with a $100 million judgment against them for making the counter staff share tips with managers for years and years. That's a lot of mochachino.
Uhura: "Pay up, assholes."
"With a few minor adjustments the tricorder can easily be modified to emit a narrow microwave beam and heat the coffee. Without the need for analog microwave technology.You see? It's starting to ripple. Only several minutes more. You see? Without analog microwave technology."
"That's very creative, Mr Spock. Excuse me, I should answer this hail now."
"I don't hear anything, Lt Uhura."
"It's on vibrate."
Sulu: Spock's superior engineering skill is bitter medicine indeed.
"The Captain's Cup-O-Noodle went all limp and stringy. Anyone want it? I'm a vegetarian and this one has chicken in it."
"Excuse me?
H-Hello?
Anyone dere?
How...how do you flush dis ting?"