TOS Caption Contest #79 - Yo Ho Ho!

[Rat Boy]

Chekov could hear the ruckus upstairs and was sad that no one invited him to the TNG Caption Contest party.

 

[Outpost4]

Chekov started wondering if sitting on this egg was like the snipe hunt Scotty took him on.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Chekov: "It's good to be the Tsar; after all, ve Russians inwented the throne."

 

[Woulfe]

- Meanwhile in a galaxy not too far away and not so long ago as well -

Walter sees Nimoy's bike in the rafters during this take.

"Hey Len, I think I found were Bill hid your bike this week !"

Spock : Readings indicate that this isn't real tea, it's some tea substitute, it tastes just like tea, but it's not real tea, just like the sweetener isn't real sugar.

Sulu : No wonder it tastes like water and nothing else.

Uhura ( thinking ) : Glad I didn't get any myself.

 

[scottydog]

Chekov may be constipated, but Spock has the runs.

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Sensors indicate a black hole in the vicinity."

 

[Maurice]

"He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Demmit!!

More dan 200,000 androids...and not a vun of dem remembered to restock de paper."

"As I suspected.

Postum."

 

[cooleddie74]

Chekov never noticed the 16-ton weight until it was too late.

"According to my tricorder, the Captain was consuming a cup of coffee that was greater than 25% backwash."

 

[Outpost4]

Spock : Yes, Lt. Uhura, with a string running between these two cups, I will be able
to communicate with Mr. Sulu regardless of the status of your hailing frequencies.

 

[Triskelion]

Lt Uhura, I ordered a venti double cappuccino nonfat extra foam with whip, room and plomeek flavoring in a biodegradable to-go cup. You've made a short single caffè latte soy no foam no whip, no room and hazelnut in a non-biodegradable polycomposite disposable vessel.

Please do not sabotage the Enterprise.

 

[Triskelion]

Come on, bowels. The men are starting to notice.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Wiktor Mature?!"

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK: This Grande coffee is frozen. Its temperature is exactly minus 8.24 degrees centigrade.
SULU: Oh my! This tastes almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
UHURA: I SAID sit your muthafuckin asses down and ENJOY!

CHEKOV: Vill it be a Grande Alice, or vill I perhaps have Tall Annabelles vith room for...? I can never decide!

 

[Michael]

^ Wow, very good Photoshops, DS9Sega!

 

[Shatmandu]

I'll second that. These are terrific.

Spock: "This product is not to my specifications. Mister Sulu, enter the mens room and immediately commense floor defecation."
Sulu: "Aye!"

Chekov: "Goddamn. The music in here makes me want to punch Joni Mitchell ..."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

" I don't get it. . I'm on an alien planet a thousand light years from Earth, with no indigenous life forms, in a cave two hundred metres below the uninhabitable planetary surface. The only native intelligence is a group of intelligent androids, and still a seagull craps on my head!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "It's true. The fish-looking asswipe spit in every other coffee. Dr. McCoy should have a talk with him."

Grignak, the fish-looking coffee asswipe: "Off my back get, man!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Grignak: "I get off at four. You looking for the Vigorous Prostate Massage Combo again?"
McCoy: "What happened to the backwards talking thing?"
Grignak: "That's for the tourists, man."