TOS Caption Contest #79 - Yo Ho Ho!
- Thread starter Outpost4
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"STOP DE NOISE UP DERE!!! PLEASE!!!
I'm trying to use de toilet in peace down here!!"
"Curious.
The Captain was drinking a mix of scotch and paint thinner. That certainly explains the recent mood swings."
"My scans show these cups are leaking unhealthy amounts of CFCs and other chemicals into the coffee. It appears Starfleet R & D has been skimping and cutting corners on supplies."
Koenig was frequently interrupted during filming by the sensation that his Chekov wig was about to devour his skull.
As Chechov looked around Sulu's apartment he thought "I thought gay men could decorate"
Spock: Eight quatloos for a cup of coffee? Most illogical.
Sulu: At least this one doesn't have a "Sulu is gay" joke in it.
Aaron McGuire
Star Bucks : The Original Series
Spock : There's something in the coffee, not quite sure what, I made need to take this down to the lab for further investigation into what's in the coffee.
Sulu (thinking ) : Whatever it is I think it's in the tea as well.
Uhura ( thinking ) : Don't look at me I only work here guys.
Spock : There's something in the coffee, not quite sure what, I made need to take this down to the lab for further investigation into what's in the coffee.
Sulu (thinking ) : Whatever it is I think it's in the tea as well.
Uhura ( thinking ) : Don't look at me I only work here guys.
"I've had sex with thirteen fembots, but they still haven't invented an android that will shine my boots."
Spock: "Doctor McCoy requires a urine sample, can you fill this cup Mr Sulu?"
Sulu: "What, from here? I'll give it my best shot, but you may want to put on a raincoat."
Uhura: "Hold on guys, let me turn on the webcam."
Balok (on screen): "YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO MAKE MY LATTE!!"
"BOY.
Dat caption up dere sure is getting too colorful and wild for my tastes! Best stay down here...vere I'm sure to be safe!"