TOS Caption Contest #59 - Special K Edition

[Rat Boy]

Somewhere in Jacksonville, Florida:

Korob: "That was a great game...wait! Oh shit; I forgot where I parked the car."

Kirk: "Great."

 

[M'Sharak]

I never wanted to do this in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

 

[Outpost4]

Korax: Which one of you earthers is brave enough to try a Fuzzy Navel, Klingon style?

 

[Alyssa]

Korob: And your reward for completing the crystal maze is this 5x5 murial of the Klingon mating ritual

....and then i sold my artistic rendering of last weeks one night stand for 5,000 quatloos.. suckers!!!!!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Abra-cadabra...abra-ca-ZOOM...make this chamber...into an orgy room!!!"

BARKEEP:"Look, Kah-shit or Kloo-crap or whatever the hell your stupid name is supposed to be...could ya order somethin' now so I can close this place up in a few minutes?

Last Call applies to aliens as well as humans, you know."

 

[Outpost4]

Korax:
I gave my love a cherry that had no stone
I gave my love a chicken that had no bones
I gave my love a story that had no end
I gave my love a baby with no cryin'

Bartender: Where's John Belushi when you need him?

 

[Tim]

SPOCK: Mr Sulu...?
KIRK: I guess Dumbledore really is gay...

 

[Amaris]

For those who can't read the caption:

Throw out your hands.
Stick out your tush.
Hands on your hips, give 'em a push.
You'll be surprised; you're doing the French mistake.
Voila!



J.

 

[Maurice]

KOROB (singing)
Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra

SPOCK
Steve Miller band...illogical.

KIRK
Just be thankful he's not doing "The Joker".

 

[Rat Boy]

Korax (singing): "Scent and a sound, Im lost and Im found
"And Im hungry like the wolf..."

Bartender: "Ahoy."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"Wait, I'm being probed... let me guess... it feels bifuricated... Carl you rascal!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Korob: "I must warn you, gentlemen, that Sylvia's in heat. We must be cautious."

 

[Amaris]

J.

 

[Haggis and tatties]

J. Allen said:

For those who can't read the caption:

Throw out your hands.
Stick out your tush.
Hands on your hips, give 'em a push.
You'll be surprised; you're doing the French mistake.
Voila!



J.

Blazing Saddles...Brilliant.....

 

[cooleddie74]

KOROB:"When I yell 'trick or treat,' you and Mister Spock punch Sylvia in her face and grab her entire bowl of candy!"

"Earthers like fuzzy, soft things...don't they? Well...except for the gay ones."

 

[battrekker]

Klingon:
"99 bottles of beer in the wall,
99 bottles of beer,
you take one down, pass it around,
98 bottles of beer in the wall..."

Bartender: "Oh, please kill me. He started at 1,000!!!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Korax: "You call this hygiene? Why don't you clear all these furballs up?"
Barkeep: "You don't want to provoke them. It could get messy."
Korax: "Klingons do not soil their own drinking establishments"
Barkeep: "Klingons don't rip off your head and spit down your neck when they are annoyed."
Korax: "Hmmm! Change of attitude gentleman. Let the Wookies lay their eggs wherever they want."

 

[cooleddie74]

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"Perhaps, gentlemen...this might be a very bad time to inform you that Sylvia can not only change size and shape...but also suffers from explosive gas and periodic diarrhea."

"Tribbles remind me of my late aunt K'Anor. Soft. Far too much body hair. And no discernible genitalia."

 

[M'Sharak]

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree...

 

[NathanielM]

Korob The Optomist: Behold I give you our giant cat...

<Kirk and Spock whistle together>

Kirk: Maaan that's ONNNNE BIG Pussy!

MEOOYORE! FFFT

Spock: Indeed.