TOS Caption Contest #59 - Special K Edition

[scottydog]

Spock: Captain, the universal translater is unable to translate Curly's use of the phrase, nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Klingon: Who's idea was it to follow-up Cat's Paw with Cat's Fur Ball??

 

[M'Sharak]

Korax: The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.
Trader: (thinking) I think he's got it! I think he's got it!

Korob: Aaaand there! Two back-to-back homonyms!
Kirk: Spock... ?
Spock: Fascinating...

 

[CaptainJon]

"Yes, it is true...we Klingons like to pet our hairy balls."

 

[Rat Boy]

Korob: "Actually, the weather around here is quite pleasant. The thunder and lightning are coming from our neighbor's castle. Calls himself the Count, because he likes to count things. Weird guy."

Even the Klingon gulag Rura Penthe practiced the time-honored tradition of forcing the prisoners to re-enact "Thriller."

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Korob: "Behold my friends!!.....Toupees r Us....."

Korax: "Welcome my friends to toupee's R Us...Take advantage of our penny toupee sale, Buy any toupee at a regular price, you'll get another toupee of equal or lesser value, for a penny, ....Now try and beat a Toupee for a penny!.....If you can find a cheaper Toupee anywhere else....... WEEEAR it!

 

[Rat Boy]

Korax: "I've slain creatures large and small throughout the quadrant."

Scotty: "Laddy, those be puppets."

Korax: "Shut up! They're vicious and lethal killing machines."

Scotty: "Only if you're holding a cookie, lad."

 

[Rat Boy]

Korob: "No, don't look at me! I don't have my face on yet!"

 

[cultcross]

Kirk: My word, Spock, look at my gut - and hairline!
Spock: Did I not advise, Captain, that visiting a fortune teller may not prove wise?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Please tell me that we don't have to sit next to this lunatic for the whole game."

 

[scottydog]

Rat Boy said:

Kirk: "Please tell me that we don't have to sit next to this lunatic for the whole game."

Spock: "Captain, this is what you get for boldly going where no Manning has gone before."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Klingon: "I heard these tatse like Chicken"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Bartender: I dunno guys, are you sure Koloth put you on his tab?

 

[Vassa]

"I can see that some of you are skeptical...but my associate here has an affadavit that guarantees that each of these was in fact worn by Mr. Shatner himself!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Cthulu called; he wants his face back."

 

[Outpost4]

Korob: I foresee Outpost4 changing the caption contest early this week, on Thursday, because he'll be travelling.

Kirk: Less time for fat wizard jokes, Spock.

Spock: I think it's good. Korob just farted.

 

[Outpost4]

Nothing in veterinary school had prepared Korob for taking Sylvia's temperature.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"No personal offense, Captain...but this is the last time I let you convince me to go trick-or-treating with you and your friends in Greenwich Village."

KORAX:"Know what else makes for a refreshing and strong drink? Tribbles. And if this barkeep doesn't clean these vermin away in the next minute or so, I'll be giving everyone in here Tribble Coladas on the house."[/b[

 

[scottydog]

Korob: Let's try it backwards -- I'll turn my back and do the Vulcan salute with my left hand.

Spock: Quite pathetic, Korob. You've tried everything backwards but to no avail. Even your head is backwards, with hair on the underside of the head but not on top.

Korob: You are backwards, Spock -- Zachary Quinto is handsome but you are not.

Kirk: I'll tell you what's backwards -- the two of you getting more lines than me. Gene!!

 

[Woulfe]

Spock : I belive I see the Future in this guy's head....

Kirk : Really Spock, what's it like ?

Spock : You're on a show called Boston Legal and i'm retired....

Kirk : Anything else ?

Spock : Some guy named Abrams will be doing a movie in 2008 about Star Trek.

Bartender : I think you've had too much to drink.

Korax : No [ hic ] I [ hic ] Haven't.

Bartender : Okay, how many tribbles are there on the bar ?

Korax : Forty [ hic ] Two.

Bartender : Like I said, you've had too much to drink.

 

[ancient]

Korob Singing: "Who can take a rainbow? Dip it in a dream...Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream..."

Spock: "McCoy just fell in the chocolate river."

Korob: "We're in a castle basement. That ain't chocolate."