Outpost4 said:
Spock: Merry Christmas, Christine.
I"m stealing this. :thumbsup:
TOS Caption Contest #43: Whispers, Snickers, and Gestures
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I"m stealing this. :thumbsup:
Re: TOS Caption Contest #43: Whispers, Snickers, and Gesture
**dies laughing**
Also the "I'm a little teapot" one was funny.
Jackson_Roykirk said:
Outpost4 said:
Spock: Merry Christmas, Christine.
Spock singing: "it's my d*ck in a box...Oooh-oo, d*ck in a box"
**dies laughing**
Also the "I'm a little teapot" one was funny.
Re: TOS Caption Contest #43: Whispers, Snickers, and Gesture
PON FARRING TO THE OLDIES Volume 2
Logically, it's your best choice to lose weight.(TM)
PON FARRING TO THE OLDIES Volume 2
Logically, it's your best choice to lose weight.(TM)
Re: TOS Caption Contest #43: Whispers, Snickers, and Gesture
UHURA:"I don't know if this makes any difference...but I had my tubes tied when I was at the Academy."
UHURA:"I don't know if this makes any difference...but I had my tubes tied when I was at the Academy."
Re: TOS Caption Contest #43: Whispers, Snickers, and Gesture
Where will you be when your premature ejaculation comes back?
Where will you be when your premature ejaculation comes back?
Re: TOS Caption Contest #43: Whispers, Snickers, and Gesture
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? Kirk was hoping Uhuru wouldn't be there when it did...
...but Spock strangely had always known a dwarf would be present.
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? Kirk was hoping Uhuru wouldn't be there when it did...
...but Spock strangely had always known a dwarf would be present.
Re: TOS Caption Contest #43: Whispers, Snickers, and Gesture
NIMOY:"Wait...wait until...until I tell about Bill's story ideas for our fifth movie...they're...they're priceless!"
NIMOY:"Wait...wait until...until I tell about Bill's story ideas for our fifth movie...they're...they're priceless!"
Re: TOS Caption Contest #43: Whispers, Snickers, and Gesture
NICHOLS:"Don't feel too humiliated, Bill...from what Leonard told me, we're getting cancelled soon. Guess you might as well go ahead and CORNHOLE me on national television."
NICHOLS:"Don't feel too humiliated, Bill...from what Leonard told me, we're getting cancelled soon. Guess you might as well go ahead and CORNHOLE me on national television."
Re: TOS Caption Contest #43: Whispers, Snickers, and Gesture
Oh coooooool, i won a caption contest. FANTASTIC.
Cheers, ShatMan. :thumbsup:
Michael Dunn to Nimoy: "Anyway, this guy in a long trench coat and pinstripe suit opened a blue box and told me that this show will find a huge audience and one day be watched by millions."
Oh coooooool, i won a caption contest. FANTASTIC.
Cheers, ShatMan. :thumbsup:
Michael Dunn to Nimoy: "Anyway, this guy in a long trench coat and pinstripe suit opened a blue box and told me that this show will find a huge audience and one day be watched by millions."
Re: TOS Caption Contest #43: Whispers, Snickers, and Gesture
Spock: "Dr. McCoy, after you ingest your eggnog, I will need treatment for severe papercuts around the base of my penis."
Alexander: "Orange you glad I didn't say 'Knock-Knock'?"
Spock: "Haw-haw! No more, you little cocksucker!"
Spock's attempt to hide his boner failed when the left head became entangled in ribbon.
Spock: "Dr. McCoy, after you ingest your eggnog, I will need treatment for severe papercuts around the base of my penis."
Alexander: "Orange you glad I didn't say 'Knock-Knock'?"
Spock: "Haw-haw! No more, you little cocksucker!"
Spock's attempt to hide his boner failed when the left head became entangled in ribbon.
- Despite Uhura's advances, Kirk couldn't stop thinking about Spock.
- Uhura: "Resistance is futile."
- Uhura: "It's true, Captain. Didn't you know? Everytime he turned back from the helm to look at you, he was checking out your package."
- Facing starvation, Uhura is forced to lick the spaghetti sauce off of Kirk's face.
- Shatner went a little too far in avoiding the open-mouthed kiss.
- Just as he's about to kiss Uhura, Kirk realizes that he left his curling iron on in his quarters.
- Alexander: "It's okay, Spock, the third season will be over soon..."
- You're never too big to cry.
- Spock: (sobs) "My acting career...my acting career..."
- After a really sick joke involving a dildo, a weasel and three gallons of ranch dressing, Spock finally learns what it's like to "bust a gut".
- What you don't see is the really tall stack of cloaked plates.
- SUCK IT!
- (insert obvious penis joke here)
- Spock: "THIS is what McCoy's missing out on. Right here. Mmm!"