TOS Caption Contest #43: Whispers, Snickers, and Gestures

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I agree. Good ones DrBob!

 

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Galaxy Quest

 

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BINGO! You watched the deleted scenes too!

 

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I'm going to Hell for this...




Yes, I know. It's crass, it's low-brow...perfect for a TrekBBS caption contest! :thumbsup:

 

Nichols, pulling back: "Why does your cheek smell like Gene's thigh?"




Alexander: ". . . and I said, 'Gee, your hair smells terrific!'"
Spock: "Stop! You're fuckin' killin' me!"





Scotty, offscreen: "Inviso-Penis set to maximum!"

 

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Nichols: You're standing on my foot!

 

Alexander: What do you mean? Plaid is the new black.

 

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I wish I'd thought of that. :thumbsup:

Staying with the theme, here's mine:

Spock: "...He's got the whole world in his hands/He's got you and me, sister, in his hands/He's got you and me, sister..."

 

Uhura, pulling back: "When you can't get your dick hard once again, I suppose you'll blame the Platonians . . ."




Alexander: ". . . and the Invisible Man said, 'I don't know, but my butthole is killing me!'"

Spock: "Bwah! Illogical, since the Invisible Man is not part of the DC Universe, but worthy of a laugh nonetheless!"






Spock: "Dr. McCoy, you understand that I am under no undue influence from any outside source at this time."
McCoy, off-screen: "Yeah, so what?"
Spock: "Deez nuts, bitch!"

 

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SPOCK:"Oh, no...

I forgot...

I'm allergic to goat's milk!!!"

(*Loud and foul farts rip from Spock's trousers*)

ALEXANDER:"Care to point that thing away from me? Sheeeeeesh."

 

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UHURA:"Guess what...

That's NOT a Type-2 phaser you're feeling down there."

 

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McCoy, off-screen: "Parmen, stop making them do filthy things to each other! I'll stay!"
Parmen, off-screen: "Uh, I'm not doing anything . . ."

 

Spock singing: "it's my d*ck in a box...Oooh-oo, d*ck in a box"

EDIT: Thanks for the photo outpost4

 

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Kirk: "My God, I forgot to set my DVR for 'Entourage.'"



Alexander: "I may be shorter than you, but that puts me in a better placed to head butt you in the stomach, dick."

OR

Alexander: "Don't call me 'Tiny.'"





Spock celebrates his first ever strike on the Professional Bowlers Association tour.

 

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"If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land..."

 

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Nichelle (whispering): Bill call a doctor, I think the weight of this wig has snapped my neck.