- Despite Uhura's advances, Kirk couldn't stop thinking about Spock.
- Uhura: "Resistance is futile."
- Uhura: "It's true, Captain. Didn't you know? Everytime he turned back from the helm to look at you, he was checking out your package."
- Facing starvation, Uhura is forced to lick the spaghetti sauce off of Kirk's face.
- Shatner went a little too far in avoiding the open-mouthed kiss.
- Just as he's about to kiss Uhura, Kirk realizes that he left his curling iron on in his quarters.
- Alexander: "It's okay, Spock, the third season will be over soon..."
- You're never too big to cry.
- Spock: (sobs) "My acting career...my acting career..."
- After a really sick joke involving a dildo, a weasel and three gallons of ranch dressing, Spock finally learns what it's like to "bust a gut".
- What you don't see is the really tall stack of cloaked plates.
- SUCK IT!
- (insert obvious penis joke here)
- Spock: "THIS is what McCoy's missing out on. Right here. Mmm!"