TOS Caption Contest #43: Whispers, Snickers, and Gestures

I"m stealing this. :thumbsup:

 

Spock begins to regret making Dr. McCoy's Christmas gag gift a 75 pound bowling ball.

 

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It's SPOCKANETICS: The Logical Workout!
But if you act now, you'll also receive SPOCKANETICS FOR ABS and SPOCKS OF STEEL.

 

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PON FARRING TO THE OLDIES Volume 2

Logically, it's your best choice to lose weight.(TM)

 

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UHURA:"I don't know if this makes any difference...but I had my tubes tied when I was at the Academy."

 

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Where will you be when your premature ejaculation comes back?

 

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A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe...

 

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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? Kirk was hoping Uhuru wouldn't be there when it did...



...but Spock strangely had always known a dwarf would be present.

 

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The Heimlich maneuver worked. Spock would never eat Dwarf again.

 

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Nimoy thought his costar would be Gidget, not midget.

 

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Spock: "I have need of a portion of peanuts, ladies."

 

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Kirk discovers Larry Uhuro's penis.





Alexander: "'Wrecked'im? It nearly killed'im!'"
Spock: "Geh! You're killin' me, you little shit!"

 

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NIMOY:"Wait...wait until...until I tell about Bill's story ideas for our fifth movie...they're...they're priceless!"

 

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NICHOLS:"Don't feel too humiliated, Bill...from what Leonard told me, we're getting cancelled soon. Guess you might as well go ahead and CORNHOLE me on national television."

 

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Oh coooooool, i won a caption contest. FANTASTIC.

Cheers, ShatMan. :thumbsup:


Michael Dunn to Nimoy: "Anyway, this guy in a long trench coat and pinstripe suit opened a blue box and told me that this show will find a huge audience and one day be watched by millions."

 

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Spock: "It's the gift that keeps on giving."

 

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Spock: "Dr. McCoy, after you ingest your eggnog, I will need treatment for severe papercuts around the base of my penis."




Alexander: "Orange you glad I didn't say 'Knock-Knock'?"
Spock: "Haw-haw! No more, you little cocksucker!"




Spock's attempt to hide his boner failed when the left head became entangled in ribbon.

 

- Despite Uhura's advances, Kirk couldn't stop thinking about Spock.

- Uhura: "Resistance is futile."

- Uhura: "It's true, Captain. Didn't you know? Everytime he turned back from the helm to look at you, he was checking out your package."

- Facing starvation, Uhura is forced to lick the spaghetti sauce off of Kirk's face.

- Shatner went a little too far in avoiding the open-mouthed kiss.

- Just as he's about to kiss Uhura, Kirk realizes that he left his curling iron on in his quarters.



- Alexander: "It's okay, Spock, the third season will be over soon..."

- You're never too big to cry.

- Spock: (sobs) "My acting career...my acting career..."

- After a really sick joke involving a dildo, a weasel and three gallons of ranch dressing, Spock finally learns what it's like to "bust a gut".



- What you don't see is the really tall stack of cloaked plates.

- SUCK IT!

- (insert obvious penis joke here)

- Spock: "THIS is what McCoy's missing out on. Right here. Mmm!"