Kirk: "You'll find Charlie, that it is the pelvic thrust, that drives you insane."
TOS Caption Contest #40: Chah-lee's Ah New Daaah-ling
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Kirk: "You'll find Charlie, that it is the pelvic thrust, that drives you insane."
Roddenberry (thinking): If I ever make a movie I'm going to put a woman in that outfit and lose the tights, oh yeah...
"Jesus Bill, lay off the goddamned ham, you have a belt sewn in to your shirt for chrissakes."
As if Charlie's creepy adolescent mood swings and hints of strange psychokinetic powers weren't disturbing enough...Captain Kirk got REALLY freaked out and scared when he discovered the existence of Charlie's superfluous third buttock.
McCOY:"Spock just told me you have one testicle that droops a lot lower than the other...how come I've never noticed that?!?"
Lt Guy Fiftyfive, in perfect Alan Rickman impression to Kirk: "I see you got your shirt off!"
Kirk: "Bones... *pause* look at spocks screens... *pause* The caption contest has....*pause* Not been updated for two weeks.... im... *pause* getting tired standing at this railing for this long"
Bones: "Are you serious?... Two weeks?"
McCOY:"Whaddya mean if I ever time travel back to 20th century Earth and accidentally change history you're gonna LEAVE my ass there?!?!?"
KIRK:"Don't let the antiquated equipment, hand-me-downs and cheesy color schemes in this gym fool you, Charlie...the treadmill from one of the BATMAN sets will mess you up BIG time if you're not careful!"
"Better learn how to drop and take hits, Charlie...those guys from the WWE are beaming aboard at 0700 tomorrow and if you're not up to snuff, they're gonna bust your ass wide open!"
Mallory said:
According to his posting record, with the exception of one post in the Lost forum, he's spend the last week exclusively in TNZ. We may need to mount a rescue operation. Or an intervention.
McCoy: "Dammit, Jim! Shatmandu's trapped in the TNZ and we have to resuce him!"
Spock: "Really, Doctor. Do you actually want him to come back and Photoshop out your face with the head of Balok's puppet?"
McCoy: "Sure as hell better than that Rat Boy guy putting a pimp hat on my head or replacing my face with Hillary Clinton's, isn't it?"
Kirk: "Touche, Bones."
"Dammit, Jim...this is a BBS caption contest, not a deep, philosophical discussion about the nature of the universe!!"
Mallory said:
According to his posting record, with the exception of one post in the Lost forum, he's spend the last week exclusively in TNZ. We may need to mount a rescue operation. Or an intervention.
I was concerned and looked up his posting records too
It was then Jim realized that the red shirts were angry as hell, and weren't going to take ti anymore.
McCoy: "Why is my shirt so much more goddamn shinnier than you twos? Are you trying to piss me off?"
KIRK:"I sure hope that stain on your backside is from accidentally sitting on one of the leftover fudge brownies in my quarters..."
McCOY:"Why do I have to be the one to teach Charlie about masturbation?!?!?!? YOU'RE the one with the most hands-on experience, Jim!!!"
