TOS Caption Contest #40: Chah-lee's Ah New Daaah-ling

[Classic Fan]

Int Bridge: Spock falls asleep.

McCoy: "Hey boss, lets shave him"

 

[Woulfe]

Shatner thinking to himself : don't look at his ass, don't look at his ass, he's half your age, he's half your age, don't look at his..... dangnabbit.....

De : YOU DID WHAT !?!?

Bill : I looked at his ass....

Len : I knew this would happen sooner or later, Bill...

- W -
* Smirking *

 

[Classic Fan]

McCoy: "Dont you laugh, country boy. Someones gone and crazy glued my hands to this console and Spocks green blooded ass to that damn chair. weve been here for days, surviving on god-damned marshmellons."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

McCoy:"Have ever conidered using Rogaine Captain?"
Spock:"Yes I agree Doctor that wig of his,is not logical"
Uhuraoff screen)"You're starting to look like that 20th/21st century Donald Trump sir"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Yeoman Barrows can shoot WHAT out of her what?!?!?"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

cooleddie74 said:

McCOY:"Yeoman Barrows can shoot WHAT out of her what?!?!?"

kirk: " You know like the 21century porn star Cytherea"

 

[DBR]

Kirk: "Bones, what is wrong with your uniform? Its...shiny!"

McKoy: "Nothing! Sulu starched it and washed it with fabric softener! What the fuck's wrong with your hairpiece?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Look, Jim...if you wanna walk around the bridge with your dick hangin' out for all to see, FINE. Just make sure to lemme know first, okay?"

 

[Classic Fan]

McCoy: "Spock just told me..."
Kirk: "About my nightmare last night?"
Spock: "Jim, we checked up on your hunch, and by going on the information you gave me, there is NO record of a captain Archer in command of an Enterprise a hundred years ago. However, i read a scan of last nights activity onboard, and it seems that you were the victim of the 'worst-possible-nightmare-from-hell-imaginable entity that is indigenous to this sector of space.'"
Kirk: "Thats a relief, i thought you were gonna tell me that it all actually happened"

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: I'd say disheveled is just the right word, Spock, and you can also tell Barrows to get out from under the navigator's station.

 

[Outpost4]

Charlie: Why can't I be Oberon? Why do I have to be Puck? You're always Oberon.

Kirk: Shut up, boy, or you'll be Bottom.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Hold absolutely still, Charlie...

I can still see the gerbil's tail hanging out."

 

[DrBob]

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If Kirk removed any more clothing the episode would have to be renamed Charlie XXX.



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Spock "Say it gentlemen.. but do not spray it."

 

[Outpost4]

DrBob, it is always such a joy to post your captions. You're just plain funny. :thumbsup:

DrBob said:

If Kirk removed any more clothing the episode would have to be renamed Charlie XXX.

Spock "Say it gentlemen.. but do not spray it."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Good form, Charlie. Very nice stance there. Now...stick your rear end out...pucker your lips...and say: Give it to me HARD, big boy!"

McCOY:"Commander Charles Tucker III died HOW?!?!? I sure as hell don't remember hearin' THAT when I was in college! Sounds dumb as hell if you ask me!!"

 

[MANT!]

McCoy "Just look at him Spock!! That alien toupee on his head...it's CONTROLLING HIS MIND!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Next time I've gotta use the men's communal toilet on Deck 9...have the damned decency to first do a courtesy flush when you're finished, Jim!"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: It reacts to heat, Charlie.

 

[DBR]

On the set of Revenge of the Santa Claus Ninja...

 

[DBR]

"Christ, Jim. Just because my shirt is shiny, it doesn't mean I'm fucking Hikaru!"