TOS Caption Contest #40: Chah-lee's Ah New Daaah-ling

[Woulfe]

After the director yelled action, there was a moment of awkward silence as everyone suddenly forgot their lines....

Spock : You didn't....

McCoy : You didn't....

Kirk : I did, and I wish I hadn't, I'll never be the same again, I guess curiosity got the better of me and I just had to find out....

Sulu ( off screen ) : So what'd you think of my redecorated quarters, Capatin ?

- W -
* Smirking *

 

[cultcross]

Kirk: 'Im the same size I was when I was 20'
McCoy: 'Jim, look at your trousers - you can't even pull em up properly!'

 

[TheMurph]

Kirk: Charlie, do you like movies about gladiators?

Spock: I believe the earth saying is he who smelt it dealt it Doctor.

Kirk: Good lord Bones, what did you eat?

Bones: Now wait just a damn minute you green blooded... it wasn't me it was Spock... it smells like Plomeek Soup for cripes sake... You've got to believe me Jim!

Spock smirks to self

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Another win, excellent (thanks Joe)

Kirk wasn't sure how he was supposed to teach Charlie about safety in the gym when nearby, a crew man was still using hedge clippers to scratch his back...

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: They're salmon, Charlie. Not pink. Salmon.

 

[scottydog]

Shatner, thinking: My shirt is off and I'm with an underage boy. Who wrote this #&%$& script??

 

[pookha]

bones to kirk.: jim i see you have been off playing clown to the children on the planet again.

 

[BriGuy]

McCoy: Well, he looks kinda like Jim, but not quite. Somethin's off. I just can't put my finger on it...




(ain't no way that's Shatner. Has to be his double.)

 

[galleywest]

Kirk: It's part of Starfleet's "don't ask, don't tell" policy, Charlie: I'm not asking, and you won't be telling.

Jim's latest idea gets Spock-blocked.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "There are a million things in this galaxy you can have and a million things you can't. Turn around and guess which one this is."

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Just look at him, Spock. He's humping the damn railing!"

Spock: "I'll get the clean-up crew in here. Again."

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Turn around, Jim! Sulu's approaching from behind!"

Spock: "Cue the Amok Time music!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"If you think the workout clothing is gay, Charlie, wait until Sam over here spots for you on the weights!"

McCOY:"You put WHAT into Miss Rand?!?"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "You fucked a robot?"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "You put a robot into Miss Rand?"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy, angry: "Your story has put Spock here to sleep. My God, man, can't you speed up the pace of your speech?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Turn around and do your one-armed pull-ups, you skinny little shit."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"You got so drunk you voted GREEN PARTY?!? Now I know you're pullin' my leg, Jim!!"

 

[Ihlecreations]

McCoy: Dammit I am serious, see if you scratch a Vulcan right here they actually purr!

 

[Ihlecreations]

Kirk: See, I can touch my chin with it.
Spock: Jeez, Jim not again.
McCoy: Holy Shi....