TOS Caption Contest #40: Chah-lee's Ah New Daaah-ling

[cooleddie74]

"Alright, Charlie...let's practice those falls so you can hit the shower. I still have to show you about not dropping the soap."

 

[Ihlecreations]

You are fulfilling your destiny, Anakin. Become my apprentice. Learn to use the dark side of the Force.

 

[cooleddie74]

"If you think THIS stuff is uncomfortable and rough, Charlie, wait 'til Sam back here teaches you how to deep throat..."

 

[Noname Given]

Captain Kirk: "Why in the world do you think you're Ensign Pulver?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Guy in back *thinking*: "What the fuck is this thing supposed to be doing for me, anyway?"

 

[Gertch]

Noname Given said:
Captain Kirk: "Why in the world do you think you're Ensign Pulver?"

* Shakes side and listens for marbles *

 

[Gil T.Azell]

McCoy: "Captain Sir, Do you realize, your face looks like a glazed doughnut?"
Spock:: Yes,with lots of sprinkles, and some of them a crawling on you chin sir”

"Alright, Charlie. you can relax the doctor will remove that stick from you ass when you report to sick bay

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[Shatmandu]

Sam: "Uh, Captain, you've 'got your phaser set to kill,' there, buddy."

 

[Shatmandu]

Shatner is Jewish. Kirk is, obviously, not.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"For the last time, Jim...Spock and I have TOLD you...

Getting oral from a green Orion slave girl does count as sex. Stop trying to explain your ass outta what happened down there!"

KIRK:"Now, remember...when your back hits the mat, throw your legs up over your head as far as you can stretch them...then let out a gigantic fart and yell 'YAHTZEE'!

Don't worry, I'll explain later."

 

[tharpdevenport]

McCoy: "Dear god, jim -- why did you think anyone would want to see you captain's log?"

Spock: "Actually, doctor, I found it most impressive. Uuuuummmmm..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

For Wes it was the worst holodeck malfunction ever. It was Riker's knowledge of Troi's "safe word" that saved the day.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk - Charlie, don't ever mix a red shirt in with a white load again, got it?

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy - Spock, have you ever seen a girdle split open quite like that before?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Why? Why do all the kids with god-like powers end up bothering me?"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"You mind telling us WHY you thought a tight, olive green wraparound with a weird strap was gonna make for a good starship captain's shirt?"

"HOLD STILL.

Hold perfectly still, Charlie. There's a bug on your back. Big one, too."

 

[Rat Boy]

DeForest: "No, there's a very good reason why we're not letting you drive us to dinner tonight."

 

[Classic Fan]

De: Bill, we gotta get a major motion picture soon with better console readout displays, these crappy blinkers have put Leonard into a seizsure.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Spock just nodded off, Jim...he's fast asleep.

What were you sayin' about his ears?"

 

[cooleddie74]

CHARLIE:"I...I feel something...something wet. Back there. W-What is it?"

KIRK:"Yep.

I knew it.

Sam just lost the bet! You shit yourself."