Contest: ENTER TOS Caption Contest #311: Thrusters at Stationkeeping

[IMC Headquarters]

"Who's Harry Kim? How the hell would I know?"

 

[IMC Headquarters]

"Security? Somebody has been stealing my secret stash of Chiclets"

 

[Mr Soak]

Sulu: Someone installed unauthorised software on the ship’s computer. Mr. Leslie is recompiling the database. Something about “Vulcan Love Slave”?

Sulu: Dammit. Someone changed my wallpaper.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

SULU: Mr Wonka? I'm in the Great Glass Elevator. I've upgraded your navigational controls.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

SCOTTY: Keep both hands on the controls, Mr Sulu. That VertiBird had better rescue that life raft.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

SULU: You'd better have another talk with him, Mr Spock. He's playing "Captain Pike-in-the-Wheelchair" again.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

SCOTTY: Laddie, you put the tractor beam on the Captain in his chair...

 

[IMC Headquarters]

SULU: (whispers) Hello Gene? I'm calling you from the Jeffries tube. It's about Bill...

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: This new Captain is giving me the creeps.
SCOTTY: Just lower the lighting and fire the torpedoes like he asked, lad.

 

[Leviathan]

TFTW!

Kirk: No more visits to the planet of the budget-cuts.

 

[Leviathan]

My masking his life-signs, Hikaru Sulu retains his title as "Champion" in the annual 1701 Hide & Seek competition.

 

[Apilo]

Scotty: What ye doing there lad?
Sulu: They called me tiny and they are about to pay for it. (Charges phasers bank)

Sulu: Mr. Spock, come and try this game!
Spock: It is not logical to play the game during duty. Also, it is illogical to have your eyes off your g...
Officer: Not today, Mr. Sulu!

Sulu: Any results on why we have single coloured sky everytime we go on away mission?

Scotty: Ye forgot the red shirt, laddie!
Sulu: No way I am wearing that devil shirt!

Yeah I am new. Nice to meet you!

 

[CuriousCaitian]

Sulu, into comm: Mr Scott, why is there a button here marked "Sparks for dramatic effect"?

Scotty, over comm: Borgus frat, forgot to remove the label! I mean...no reason, laddie...

 

[Herbert]

Kirk: Spectacular sunset isn't it Sulu?
Sulu: It sure is beautiful, Captain.
Kirk: <thinking there will never be a better time> Sulu, there's something I've been meaning to tell you....
.....Next time, on a very special episode of Star Trek

 

[Nerys Myk]

TAKEI: I know there were some budget cuts. But come on, how is this a 23rd Century engine room?
SHATNER: They should have gone with the brewery.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

SULU: Oooooohoooohooohh... guess I shouldn't have put my communicator on vibrate and down my underpants. Ooooooooohhhhhhh myyyyyhhhh!

 

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