Hello and welcome to the new contest! First up to the plate, we have the "Does Ragnarok happen in the Mirror Universe?" award, goes to @Tenacity for: Leader: "It is Thor, the god of thunder." Uhura: "Captain. He looks just like that picture of your father." Next, we have the "Too much of a caffeine boost!" Award, going to @Steven P Bastien for: Uhura: Mr Spock, why is no one moving? ... Hey, Mr. Spock! ... Mr. Spock? ... Damn it, I knew drinking that Scalosian coffee was as bad idea! Next, we have the "More lines for everyone! (Not you, Shatner)" Award, going to @Maurice for: NICHELLE: And that's for taking all of George's lines that they could have given to me! Next, we have the "Unprofessional Behavior" Award, going to @Redfern for: Uhura: "Look, M'Ress, I appreciate you as a valued co-worker, but I'm jut not into you like that. So would you stop poking your d*mned fuzzy ass cheeks in my face?!" Next, we have the "Your call is important to us, please stay on the line" Award, going to @Bry_Sinclair for: Uhura: Thank you for calling the U.S.S. Enterprise, all our operators are currently busy, please hold. Two Photoshop Awards! @TrickyDickie: Uhura: "Who did it, anyway?" Spock: "Khan." Uhura: "Oh....no wonder he gets so mad." And @Cutie McWhiskers: (...with apologies to both "Star Trek" and "The Critic"...) Many Tribbles chose awards this time! First, @Leviathan: Uhura: NOW can we discuss why I'm the only one on the bridge who does not get pants?! Next, @Mr Soak: Kirk: Hello, switchboard? Quick, what’s the number for 911? Next, @Laura Cynthia Chambers: Uhura: "How do you butt-dial a red alert?!" Kirk: "Just cancel it already, will you?" And, @Nerys Myk: UHURA: I think that Chekov kid might have accidentally launched the photon torpedoes again. KIRK: Shi.... Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners! And now, we turn to our helpful helm officer: Hikaru Sulu! Enjoy!