TOS Caption Contest #294: Proper Tribute

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone, I'd like to apologize for not starting this contest sooner. I'm not the speediest at this one in general, but for some reason I was reluctant to set up this one. For no logical reason that I could find, I had picked the next photos, chosen winners over a week ago. (Don't worry those of you who have posted since then, every post from the previous contest was considered again today) I guess it's just one of those things after the passing of Mr. Nimoy that just was gonna be difficult to do for no rhyme or reason. So, I apologize to you for my delay.

And will just use this photo, one last time.

First up to the plate, we have the "Useful Predictions" Award, going to:

Kirk: Anything else, Bones?

McCoy: Well, based on my experience before, if the Maab and his party walk around this part of Vasquez Rocks—well, pretty much exactly like you see them here—then I expect we'll be in serious trouble.

Next, we have the "Unnecessary roughness" Award, going to:

McCoy: "Jim, maybe you should let the bouncer go. This strip club looks overrated."

Next, we have the "Not again..." Award, going to:

SCOTT: Status report?
ENSIGN: Restraining order.

Next, we have the "Expensive episode" Award, going to:

And there goes the budget for the rest of the season.

Next, we have the "Proper Aim" Award, going to:

Kirk: "Watch this one, Spock! I'm gonna put this one right up that guy's left nostril!"
Spock: "You haven't hit within ten feet of any of them yet."

A Tag Team Photoshop Award! It goes to:

Summer Vacation 2258

MAAB: Visit Vulcan she said. It's wonderfull this time of year...

Kirk: "All right, who ordered the circumcision?"

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!

And now, there's only one way we could do the next contest. Making a contest about the character that helped to define Star Trek for me and for millions of others.

Despite the somber nature of what I've written, I look forward to the humor and creativity that the participants of this contest have always brought. Quite frankly, I'm looking forward to the laughs, which thanks to you, will always be.

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Welcome back, Captain. I think you will find that the ship is run much more efficiently when I am in command.

Spock: Captain, Norman is buffering. I cannot explain it.

Kirk: McCoy just unplugged the wi-fi.

Spock: If you are going to whisper about me, do not do so next to an active communications panel.

Spock: Pardon me, I am mind-melding with a fly.

Kirk: Damnit, Scotty! You have to change the laws of physics!

Spock: Oh, brother.

Tribble: Keep being awesome, Spock!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK:Look, I can't do my signature move if you're staring at me.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Hey, what do you know? My re-used joke won!

Shatner: "You're gonna be really fat when you get older."

 

[Ithekro]

(Thank you)

Spock: Captain, you appear to be out of uniform. And there is a man behind you trying to impersonate you.

Kirk: Mr. Chekov go get Mr. Spock his glasses.

Spock: If you are heading over to the speak-easy, pick me up a dram of whiskey, neat.

Kirk: We are out of scotch! Even the distillery is out on Deck Five. What do you have to say for yourself?

Spock: I only had a dram.

Kirk: Not you Spock!

Spock: Fascinating. This snowball is not melting at room temperature, nor in my hand.

Kirk: Are you sure you didn't spend too much time with Dr. Sevrin's Mormons?

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK:What?.....No......That's not your friend Phil on the Captain's head.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

TFTW, LeadHead!

McCoy: "I'm sorry, Spock, but satisfying Scotty's request for an aphrodisiac for Lieutenant Palamas or your request for an anaphrodisiac for Nurse Chapel would be medically unethical."

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[Maurice]

Thanks for the nod!

SPOCK: Eight security guards died agonizing, pointless deaths on this mission.
KIRK: Thank you Mr. Spock. Commence the inappropriate light hearted comical episode tag.

SPOCK: Where is number two?
KIRK: I left it in the toilet.

SPOCK: Captain Kirk has Space Cooties. Pass it on.
BONES: He already has.
SCOTTY: Aye. And it burns!

SPOCK: "Missed it by that much."

KIRK: Scotty! Kiss me!
SPOCK: I can't watch.

SPOCK: Worst. Magic 8-Ball. Ever.

.

 

[Maurice]

...

BOO. Tacky.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "The women on planet Gaddra IV consider this to be 'monster-sized.'"
Krako: "Why the hell are you tellin' me this?!"

 

[fonzob1]

"I've been keeping this snowball hidden in my freezer since we left docking bay. Now who wants some? Right in the kisser!"

 

[LeadHead]

...

BOO. Tacky.

I think it's too soon for that kind of joke. No offense.

 

[Maurice]

...

BOO. Tacky.

I think it's too soon for that kind of joke. No offense.

Why is that directed at me?

 

[Redfern]

BOO. Tacky.

I think it's too soon for that kind of joke. No offense.

Why is that directed at me?

I'm sure LeadHead directed his comment at tharpdevenport.

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[CorporalCaptain]

LeadHead, thanks for the wins!

Spock: I'm afraid Mister Scott tested his new one-shot batch on himself.

Kirk: Scotty!

Kirk: Mister Spock, your tribble looks awfully smooth. Have you been stroking it?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Shatner: "Good news, Jimmy! All your scripted lines in this episode have been transferred to Kirk! You don't have to memorize anything! Easy money, dude!"

 

[LeadHead]

I think it's too soon for that kind of joke. No offense.

Why is that directed at me?

I'm sure LeadHead directed his comment at tharpdevenport.

Sincerely,

Bill

Exactly, sorry for the confusion. That was directed at tharpdavenport.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "...why is everyone staring at my chin?"

Spock: "Fascinating, Norman has been disabled."

Kirk: "I knew overwhelming him with illogic would work!"

Spock: "No, Captain. Apparently he's powered by a first generation XBox 360. He was bound to red-ring eventually."

Spock: "If we're going to plot behind the captain's back, may I suggest not doing so next to his chair? With him still in it?"

McCoy: "Don't worry, he can't hear us over the sound of how awesome he is."

Spock-o: "A very miniscule...a small heater."

Kirk: "Would you mind not telling Krako that?!"

Scotty: "I'm a telling ya, Captain, I'm not possessed or anything. Stop slapping me!"

Spock: "It is asking if I have found Fuzzy Jesus."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I'm number one around here. Space him, Spock.