TOS Caption Contest #289: Captions Everywhere!

[Armored Saint]

By the way, I hear "Bogus rat" when I watch I, Mudd! :P

SCOTT: Borgius Frrrat, Maurice saw again my incorrect spelling!

 

[Avro Arrow]

Kirk: Well, that was certainly an interesting but unusual alternate universe! But it sure is good to get home again, right Uhura? ... Uhura?

Kirk was forced to use the ship's phasers' seldom-used "defrost" setting.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Who's the idiot who pissed off Superman???!!!!

 

[Armored Saint]

ROBAU (os): Let's go guys, return on the Enteprise, I handle the situation against that "God".
SCOTTY: But sir...
ROBAU: It's an Admiral order!
CHEKOV: Ve vant to see you kicking his ass vith your badassness, ewen Garth of Izaar vasn't that cool.
KIRK (thinking): Did he slept with my mom on the Kelvin?

 

[Armored Saint]

 

[Nerys Myk]

LT. KIRK: She's looking at my ass again. I hate these uniforms!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Uhurk: Whew!

Kira: Did it work? Are we separated?

Scotty: (OC) Well, the good news is that yar no longer Kirhura.

 

[Maurice]

Uhurk: Whew!

Kira: Did it work? Are we separated?

Scotty: (OC) Well, the good news is that yar no longer Kirhura.

Photoshop win + related caption win.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "Analysis mister Spock."

Spock: "Based upon the chains, uniform pants back door flap, whips, leather mask, and three-way marital device, logica dictates Mr. Sulu's intensions are not what they initially appeared to be. Also, I recall him saying you were first."

Kirk: !!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Yes, I did get dressed in a rush. And, no, Uhura and I were not sharing the same hotel room. Why would you think such a thing?"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Shatner; "No fourth season?!"

Nicholls; "Oh thank god"

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Scotty: (OC) Scott to bridge. I've beamed back the Captain and Uhura from the 24th century.

Uhura: Those people were so pompous!

Kirk: But they had interesting ideas for their uniforms, didn't they?

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk: "What do you mean you're pregnant?"

Spock: "What's happening Captain?"

Kirk: "The temple appears to be firing on the ship, raise shields."

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Kirk: You mean that was the Prime Minister's daughter?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Kirk: Gentlemen, have you made any progress?
Spock: We have, regrettably, been unable to locate any traces of the next caption contest.

Apollo: STOP ASKING ME WHERE THE NEXT CAPTION CONTEST IS! *zap*

Kirk: Spock, do you have any idea what we're doing here?

Spock: It is most illogical, Captain. We merely inquired as to the whereabouts of the next caption contest.

 

[Triskelion]

Spock: Sir, the next time Yeoman Rand says she needs her pipes cleaned, find out if she's speaking figuratively or literally before you agree to it.
Kirk: Roger that.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Well?"
Spock: "Confirmed, Captain. This piping, indeed, goes nowhere and does nothing."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Mr. Scott and I have checked every access tube in and around your quarters. There is no sign of any cat.

KIRK: It was there, dammit! I looked up and there it was! Watching me!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Kirk: Well?

Spock: Still no sign of the strawberries.

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Olly Olly Oxen Free!