Jim soons discovers that there in fact is nothing beneath Scotty's kilt.
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Jim soons discovers that there in fact is nothing beneath Scotty's kilt.
Kirk: "Yes, I did get dressed in a rush. And, no, Uhura and I were not sharing the same hotel room. Why would you think such a thing?"
Kirk: Spock, this doesn't really work when both of us are in chains.
Sulu, OS: It does for me!
Security guard, OS: 'ere now, what's all this, then!?
Perfect!
The ride threw the unpected temporal anomaly had been rough and the shuttle damaged in the process, but upon landing and finding they had killed the Wicked Witch of the East, hast was made on repairs and Spock and Scotty kept a look out for flying monkeys.
Uhura to herself: Oh baby, that ass!
In the Enterprise's production of "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert", Spock's "Bernadette" got rave reviews.
Planet Seekus III: Annual USS Enterprise hide and seek contest
Scott: "Nah. Canna find him, Mr, Spock. He aint in this plasma filter thats for sure."
Spock: "It appears, Mr. Scott, that we have unlocked a new talent of Mr. M'benga. Curious as to where he could be hiding."
Scott: "Nah. Canna find him, Mr, Spock. He aint in this plasma filter thats for sure."
Spock: "It appears, Mr. Scott, that we have unlocked a new talent of Mr. M'benga. Curious as to where he could be hiding."
It's hilarious and it was Leonard who voice the lift but it was Doohan who said 'Up yet Shaft'
KIRK: When I said "up your shaft" I didn't mean it literally!
SPOCK: Metaphors are illogical.
With only one working lavatory per Starship the queues would often get quite ridiculous
KIRK: A playground slide? Where do you think you are? At Google head offi...OUCH!
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BOMA: ...She'll make .5 past light speed.
BOMA: Was it LeadHead?
BOMA: Was it LeadHead?
SPOCK: Could be. He's an illusive man
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