TOS Caption Contest #278: A Caption of Armageddon

[Delta Vega]

Jeez Elaan, you`ve lost weight

 

[Triskelion]

Huh. Not every species dispenses Pez in the same place.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Jeez Elaan, you`ve lost weight

or

Jeez, Droxine you've gained weight.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Uh...no. Sorry to disappoint you, but it's just a disruptor pistol."

 

[Triskelion]

Uhura: Another one?
Scotty: Doctor, the "Booty Call" button is for the Captain's use only.

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: Did someone just launch all of our photon torpedoes?

 

[Avro Arrow]

Eminian Star Trek Fan: No, I don't care what Greg Jein says... there's no way Starfleet had all their Constitution class ships in for repair at the same starbase at the same time!!

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(With apologies for the craptastic image manip...)

 

[T'Boggan]

Cloud."Hey boys...come and give ol Melllvar a hug mmmnn?"

Kirk " Damn...I thought Melllvar was straight"

Anan "Eek! shoot us Kirk..."

 

[CaptainBearclaw]

SCOTTY: They've been at it for four hours now. You wouldn't believe what a single conversation can shift to.
UHURA:.. and I just don't know if he even notices me, or pays attention to me at all...
McCOY: You owe me twenty bucks. She's been talking about Spock for half of it.

 

[Triskelion]

Scotty: Why did ye push the red alert button, Doctor?
Bones: Good gracious man! Can't you sense the tension between the female officers?? It's like a chess game against death!
Scotty: But there hasn't been a racial incident on a Federation starship in decades!
Bones: Who said anything about race? They wore the same hairstyle!

 

[LeadHead]

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