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Old October 28 2013, 04:38 AM   #1
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TOS Caption Contest #279: Captionpaw

Hello everyone, lets get to the winners!




First up to the plate, we have the "Many Bothans were sent to the disintegration machines to gather this information" Award, going to:

Maurice wrote: View Post


EMINIAN LACKEY: There's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.
Next, we have the "User Error" Award, going to:

Geoff Peterson wrote: View Post


UHURA: Did someone just launch all of our photon torpedoes?
Next, we have the "Proper Analysis" Award, going to:

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Captain, you are correct. This is not rich Corinthian leather.
Next, we have the "Diplomatic Incident waiting to happen" Award, going to:

George Steinbrenner wrote: View Post


Kirk: Ambassador Gaga, we've been ordered to escort you to Starbase 47...
Next, we have the "AKA: the Lets not try to kill the people around us section" Award, going to:

Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post


Anon: "Excuse me, gentlemen, can you help us? We're looking for the non-smoking section."
Our Photoshop Award, goes to:

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Scotty: "Doctor, you've got to stop tapping the cargo bay door release!"

Uhura (to yeoman) :"Didn't we have a crew stacking supplies in there?"
Many thanks to everyone who participated! Congrats to our winners!

And now, in honor of Halloween coming up this week, Trek's Halloween episode!











Enjoy!
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Old October 28 2013, 04:44 AM   #2
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Kirk: What are they saying Lieutenant?

Uhura: They say that we're 200 light years outside of their delivery area.

Kirk: Options, Mister Spock?

Spock: I am afraid we will be forced to eat frozen pizza for dinner tonight.



Kirk: Why can't we ever go anywhere nice?



Scotty: I know it was you who drank my Aldeberan Whiskey!




Shatner: So why are we calling McCoy "Doc" and not "Bones" this episode... oh, right.



Spock: Captain, when I said the shuttlecraft was right on top of us, I was not exaggerating.
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Old October 28 2013, 05:00 AM   #3
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TFTW, Evil Lincoln!



Kirk: "Look on the bright side, Mr. Spock. If we'd ended up in here a few months earlier, it'd probably be pretty ripe in here."
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Old October 28 2013, 05:09 AM   #4
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SPOCK: Why do I feel I'm in a Hair Club For Men commercial?



SHATNER: Jimmy. George. Let's not be hasty. I'm sure we can throw a few more lines your way



KIRK: Disconnected?

UHURA: Sorry, that's what the recording said sir.



KIRK: I wish I had his metabolism



KIRK: That's the second biggest pussy I've ever seen.
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Old October 28 2013, 05:44 AM   #5
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In the original timeline, Kirk took one look at the new "Lens Flare Generators" and had them ordered off the ship.



Kirk: I'd still hit that.
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Old October 28 2013, 06:36 AM   #6
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Kirk: Bones?

Spock: He's dead, Jim.
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Old October 28 2013, 07:53 AM   #7
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Spock: That ship is swerving into our lane.
Kirk: Um, HELLOOOO?!!!
Uhura: Check out this motherf*cker.
Spock: Fascinating.




Kirk: What is it Spock? A volcano? A lava flow?
Spock: An al-anon meeting.
Bones: Beam me up, Scotty.
Kirk: Ha, catchy.




Kirk: You said there would be girls at your birthday party?
Spock: This is a total sausage fest.
Scotty: They'll be here.
Bones: That's what you said last year.




Kirk: Come here often?
Spock: Oh here we go.




Kirk: Why is that pizza on the roof?
Walter White: I got high on my own supply.
Spockface: Never get high on your own supply.
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Old October 28 2013, 08:44 AM   #8
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Thanks for the win!


UHURA: I'm detecting a signal from the planet Preplanis.
KIRK: On audio, Lieutenant.
DR. SMITH'S VOICE: What "I" have done? Now you listen to me, you ungrateful wretch. You will erase that from your memory banks. He must never know we were responsible.
KIRK: No intelligent life there.
SPOCK: Indeed.



KIRK: Where's the candy? You said this planet was Halloween.
SPOCK: The word was "harrowing".



KIRK: Okay, fine, you can wear a blue shirt when we meet the murderous natives. Now put the phaser away.


KIRK: I heard Droxine was thin, but really, Spock...



KIRK: Look at the size of that thing.
SPOCK: The Great Bird of the Galaxy's droppings are, indeed, impressive.
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Old October 28 2013, 07:53 PM   #9
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Scotty: "Just a moment! How do I know you're the real captain? Queen to queen's level 3!"
Kirk: "Oh, Christ, not again."
McCoy: "That encounter with those shapeshifters did a real mindf**k on him, Jim."
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Old October 29 2013, 01:08 AM   #10
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KIRK: There's a bunch of lights and scaffolding up there!
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Old October 29 2013, 01:18 AM   #11
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Shatner: "My God! Is that my Corvette suspended up there?!"
Nimoy: "Payback's a bitch, Bill."
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Old October 29 2013, 01:40 AM   #12
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"Scotty ... Sulu ... listen to reason. Listen to me: STAR TREK's like a car, with me,
your Captain, as the driver, with Spock and Bones in the front seat and you two as
the backseat drivers! You should be thanking us - because this way, you at least
have jobs! Nobody's going to want to watch the Scotty/Sulu Hour! Come on, fellas."
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Old October 29 2013, 01:47 AM   #13
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"OK, Spock ... let us know when you've zipped your fly."
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Old October 29 2013, 02:54 AM   #14
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In this rare scene from the never-completed sequel to The Enemy Within, Kirk confronts his ego.
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Old October 29 2013, 09:08 PM   #15
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The atmosphere of planet Cannabis420 was having an intoxicating effect on the entire landing party. Kirk also had a major case of 'the munchies'.
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