TOS Caption Contest #278: A Caption of Armageddon

[T'Girl]

Shatner: "Hmmm ... maybe we should recast the role of Uhura with a different actress."

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: We're going on a double date with them?!!

 

[Avro Arrow]

Shortly after freeing himself from the Denevan neural parasite, Spock was reluctantly forced to file a sentient rights complaint with Starfleet Command, after realizing the Enterprise had no braille signage at all.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Have you made contact with the guard?

SPOCK: Yes, he's thinking about cheese and cats.

MCCOY: You're mind melding with a rat in the wall, you moron!

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: What are you doing, Spock?
Spock: Reading Vulcan ESP graffiti. "For a good time...call T'Pol...."

 

[huskers57]

"Look! It's the Good Year blimp!!!"

Anon 7: "What the... we were on the planet of the Guardian of Forever and now you two show up?!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Anan (yelling): HELLO CLEVELAND! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!?!?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Anon: "New robes. You take a steam bath in 'em and they fit like a glove! A tight, sexy glove!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: We really need to move away from the smoking section.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Ooooo...shiny!

Scotty: What'll we do, Doctor McCoy?
McCoy: I'll take the blonde and you take the brunette.

By the 23rd Century, polystyrene had evolved to the point of sentience.

Kirk: (To statue) Mine's bigger, buddy.

Shipboard fog roaming the halls became a constant nuisance.

 

[Mistral]

Scotty: "Doctor, you've got to stop tapping the cargo bay door release!"

Uhura (to yeoman) :"Didn't we have a crew stacking supplies in there?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Blonde: "Sisters of Sappho meeting in Rec Room 4 at 17:00 tonight."
Uhura: "I'll be there."
Scotty: "Borgas frat! I canna say I like the sound o' that! We men already outnumber the women two to one on this ship as it is!"

 

[huskers57]

 

[Dale Sams]

Uhura: "Girl...did you just say something about my nails??! Hold on, I'm takin my earrings out."

"My mind...to your plaster. Your plaster, to my mind."

 

[Triskelion]

Guardian of Forever: ALL IS AS IT WAS BEFORE. MANY SUCH JOURNEYS ARE POSSIBLE. LET ME BE YOUR GATEWAY.
Anan 7: I think that Hooters waitress was into me.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Anan: I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albuqurque VII.

 

[Cmdr.Druss]

McCoy "Jim you're going to want to get up here, Uhura's about to throw down with the cute blonde...and bring the jello stat!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Uhura: "'I only peek in the line of duty'? That's exactly the same thing he said to me!"
Scotty: "And that, Doctor, is why we do not fish off the company pier."

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: Replacement? What do you mean they need someone who can speak Klingon!!?

SCOTTY: This isn't going to end well.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Blonde Yeoman: "Next time you get a physical, ask for Nurse Chapel instead of Doctor McCoy. She know how to treat a woman!"