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TOS Caption Contest #252 Woah there!!

The Laughing Vulcan said:
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Spock: "And you are certain that Soundblaster Pro offers better audio fidelity than Gravis?"
Uhura: "Why, yes sir. The joystick port offers greater compatibility as well."
Spock: "But given the time it will take to reconfigure the autoexec.bat, and config.sys files, is the tradeoff worth it?"
Uhura: "Why ask me? I'm not the A7 computer specialist who upgraded a 23rd Century starship's mainframe computer with DOS 6.0!"
Spock: "Touche..."
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:guffaw: LOL, oh the problems I caused myself messing around DOS 6.0 Autoexec.bat and Config.sys files (And the number of times I had to reload the Operating Environment to get the Computer working again, LOL)
 
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McCoy: "Its dead Jim."
Kirk: "NO, not Scotty. He can't be."
McCoy: "No, no, no. Scotty is fine. Just pulled a hammy. I was talking about our chances at winning the relay race."
 
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McCoy: "C'mon, give me a hand here. This is no time for you two to argue whose hairpiece makes them more f***able."
 
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Uhura: "No, Mr. Spock, I'm afraid the 'logic underlying this endeavor,' as you put it, is not obvious to me, but I have developed a new appreciation for my dental hygienist."
 
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Uhura: "Is that your hand on my ass, Mr. Spock?"
Spock: "Uh...yes..."
Uhura: "And is it still going to be there a second from now when I check again?"
Spock: "Uh...no, ma'am."
Uhura: "There's a good boy!"
 
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