TOS Caption Contest #252 Woah there!!

[Sindatur]

Spock: "And you are certain that Soundblaster Pro offers better audio fidelity than Gravis?"
Uhura: "Why, yes sir. The joystick port offers greater compatibility as well."
Spock: "But given the time it will take to reconfigure the autoexec.bat, and config.sys files, is the tradeoff worth it?"
Uhura: "Why ask me? I'm not the A7 computer specialist who upgraded a 23rd Century starship's mainframe computer with DOS 6.0!"
Spock: "Touche..."

LOL, oh the problems I caused myself messing around DOS 6.0 Autoexec.bat and Config.sys files (And the number of times I had to reload the Operating Environment to get the Computer working again, LOL)

 

[Captain April]

Bones: Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a butcher.
Kirk: Then why did you make Scotty haggis?

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "Its dead Jim."
Kirk: "NO, not Scotty. He can't be."
McCoy: "No, no, no. Scotty is fine. Just pulled a hammy. I was talking about our chances at winning the relay race."

 

[Isis]

McCoy: "C'mon, give me a hand here. This is no time for you two to argue whose hairpiece makes them more f***able."

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCoy: "C'mon, give me a hand here. This is no time for you two to argue whose hairpiece makes them more f***able."

MCCOY: Because, its clearly me.

 

[boco]

Bones: Hey, let's put his hand in some water and see if he pees himself!!

 

[Isis]

McCoy: "C'mon, give me a hand here. This is no time for you two to argue whose hairpiece makes them more f***able."

MCCOY: Because, its clearly me.

Scotty (jarred awake by the conversation): "But only until I get my Season 3 haircut."

 

[Isis]

Uhura: "No, Mr. Spock, I'm afraid the 'logic underlying this endeavor,' as you put it, is not obvious to me, but I have developed a new appreciation for my dental hygienist."

 

[Captain April]

Uhura: Couldn't we play a nice game of Operation instead?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Uhura: "Is that your hand on my ass, Mr. Spock?"
Spock: "Uh...yes..."
Uhura: "And is it still going to be there a second from now when I check again?"
Spock: "Uh...no, ma'am."
Uhura: "There's a good boy!"