TOS Caption Contest #252 Woah there!!

[MANT!]

Kor: "How YOU doin?"

KIRK: I wonder if Vaal will strike me dead if I try to cop a feel?

SPOCK: Most inadvisable, Captain.

Nipple slip.

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(*Porn music starts playing*)

SPOCK: Fascinating.

KIRK: You do something different with your hair?

Congrats to all...there were just so many it was hard to choose the winners..
Here we go.. give it your best!

 

[T'Girl]

Mitchell: "How about ..."
Yeoman: "Remember the restraining order."
Mitchell: "Doh!!!"

Kirk: "What happen?"
Chekov: "Mister Scott said he could drink me under the table."
Kirk: "And ...?"
Chekov: "I'm Russian."
Kirk: "Enough said."

Spock: "Your progress Miss Uhura?"
Uhura: "I found my vibrator behind this circuit board."
Spock: "How did it get there?"
Uhura: "It must have fallen in here while I was crawling on my console in the last caption contest."
Spock: "I see."
Uhura: "I bet you did sugar."

Kirk: "I brought the lubricant, now what are these "hentai" videos you wanted to show me?"

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[Gil T.Azell]

Mitchell: (thinking) "Sweet ass"
Yeoman: "Remember I telepathic"
Mitchell: "Doh!!!"

Kirk: "What happen?"
Chekov: "He ate the mystery meat"
Kirk: "Bones ...?"
McCoy: "Sorry Jim I've done all I can, lets hope that cast iron stomach fights it off."

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Mitchell: I'm willing your clothes to fall off.

Smith: You're not telekinetic, Gary!

Spock: Progress report?

Uhura: Your Romulan porn will be hooked up in time for the premiere of Dhivael Does the Delta Quadrant.

 

[TrickyDickie]

Gary: "Behold....be ultra hold....be....oh, hell."

Yeoman: "Never mind, I'll just get a can of hair spray."

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: Hey! Watch where you're putting those tentacles or I'll squirt you with this mustard!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Mitchell: "Hey, Smith! In the mood for a little prick?"
Smith: "No thanks, little prick!"
Mitchell: "Ouch!!"

McCoy: "It was Lieutenant Palamas. She finally got fed up with his pestering and gave him a swift kick in the--"
Scotty: "Och! Muh poor bairns!"

Spock: "Are you sure you know what you're doing, Lieutenant? I am almost certain that instrument is the one Dr. McCoy uses to perform Brazilians."

Kirk: "Don't be afraid! I just want to talk!"
Alien: "Put down the tartar sauce, Captain! Then we'll talk!"

 

[jespah]

McCoy: This is quite the planet, Chekhov. First, Scotty faints. Then Kirk's head swells, and not just figuratively. And then, well, if I start wearing a wool cap, and Scotty takes up the drums, I'd start getting worried if I were you.

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK: Progress report?
UHURA: I just invented the vacuum tube!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: So you can actually fix stuff too? I thought you just answered the phone.

UHURA: I can also weaponize this laser with a flick of my finger.

SPOCK: Point taken.

 

[TrickyDickie]

Kirk: "With all of those tentacles, you qualify for advanced finger painting."

 

[TrickyDickie]

Kirk: "Carter Winston will taste good, like the Prime Directive says he should!"

Carter: "Knock it off, Garth, I know it's you."

 

[TrickyDickie]

Spock: "I realize that after what Nomad did to you there are still problems with your memory but I must point out that is a circuit board, not a drawing board."

Uhura: "Leave me and my Wacky Water Writer alone!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

Spock: "It's not logical to think that just because you can fix this that you can beat me at Operation."

Uhura: "When the timeline changes, we'll be playing doctor quite a lot. Then we'll see who the aggressive one is."

 

[TrickyDickie]

McCoy: "Don't worry, Jim, it's just adenoids."

Kirk: "Who mourns for adenoids?"

Chekov: "End dey tink my English is bed!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: 'Walk it off'???? Really, Bones? That's the best you could come up with?

 

[Bob Karo]

Mitchell: I'm willing your clothes to fall off.

Smith: You're not telekinetic, Gary!

Mitchell: Some day, Smith. Some day...

 

[T'Girl]

KIRK: 'Walk it off'???? Really, Bones? That's the best you could come up with?

McCoy: "Okay, how about we rub some dirt on it?"

Kirk: "This "just a simply country doctor" thing is getting old."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MITCHELL: Yo Smith, up top!!!!

Smith?

Don't leave me hangin'!

 

[boco]

Gary:I must have this wig..

Spock: Status, lieutenant
Uhura: Your vulcan cartoons will be ready to download in a few min, sir

Chekov: The hypo was inwented in Russia, sir.
McCoy: Yeah, I bet, the old lady from Leningrad injected herself with it when she ran out of vodka
Kirk:Is it possible for a russian to be out of vodka?
Chekov: As a matter of fact, no, captain.. we can transform water into vodka..
Scotty(thinking): I am wearing red.. I am the only one in the away team wearing red, damn it...