TOS Caption Contest #227: Say What?

[A.V.I.A.F.]

This is my first go at this. I will try my best to live up to Rat Boy’s level of service. Okay, here are...

Just as we’ve always suspected...

Kirk: What have you found?

Uhura: These colored lights keep moving back and forth. Aside from that, this console seems to have no other function whatsoever!

Because in close quarters, halitosis can be a real bitch...

MENTOS

The Galactic Freshmaker. (TM)

Maybe he should ask Sulu! Sorry...

Spock: "Now where did I leave my scone?"

The Costanza Factor...

TAVAS: This bridge seems so much larger, compared to-

MASON: Hey! I just got out of the pool!

I hurt myself when I first read this one...

Scotty: "Check the language banks and find out what a 'Dirty Sanchez' is."

Still gross but I am more upset that I didn’t think of this one first...

Kirk: "Come on, Spock, give it up! You're exhausted!"
Spock: "But...there has to be a reason! Two girls, one cup? There has to be a logical reason!"

Best Photoshop entries:

Subtle, but effective...

Suddenly, Chekov let out a blood curling scream. Uhura would never have believed it if she hadn't seen it for herself.

I mean this as a compliment. It actually took me a few seconds to notice the switch...

This looks like a job for...!!


MRSCOTTMAN!

Congratulations to all the winners. This week: Droxine isn’t sure if she heard Spock correctly, Chekov takes a closer look at his pay check, and Lt. Boma wonders if McCoy is thinking the same thing he is. Enjoy:

 

[LeadHead]

Welcome to the team A.V.I.A.F.!

Spock: You know, your dad works for the Shadows.

Chekov was often shocked by the sight of colonists alive.

Spock: I am sorry gentlemen, we have lost the pop music station. From here to Alpha Centauri it is only Salsa music.

 

[Gary7]

Thanks for the photoshop pick, A.V.I.A.F.

Droxine: "I had never before seen one bifurcated. How... interesting."

Chekov: (horrified) "It's... bifurcated??"

Spock saw the inevitable outcome, and decided for some last minute self gratification

Yeoman Mears: "Wow, it's bifurcated!"
Scotty: "Borgas frat!"
Lt. Boma: "I gotta see this."

 

[Gary7]

With nothing better to do than sit and wait for a rescue, Yeoman Mears asked Spock if he wouldn't mind getting out the game of Twister.

Chekov: "Oh, no.... oh, NO!"

Chekov was just about to step onto the bridge for his duty shift, when he suddenly realized he'd forgotten to put his pants on.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: Its not going in my ear, is it???

MCCOY: Relax, Boma. We got the best seats in the house.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DROXINE: I'm unsure of how to proceed.

SPOCK: I'm sure you'll think of something.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, A.V.I.A.F.!

Droxine: "I've never made love with a Vulcan before."
Spock: "If your reputation among the Troglodytes is to be believed, that's only because you've never met a Vulcan before."

Spock: "I'm only going to say this one more time! Everybody get into your seat and fasten your seatbelt! Or I'll turn this thing around right now!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MEARS: You gotta change lanes...that's our exit coming up

SPOCK: I know....

SCOTTY: Is your signal on, laddie? Have to let 'em know you're coming.

SPOCK: It's on!

MCCOY: Should have left earlier. We're gonna hit rush hour traffic.

SPOCK: There's plenty of time!!!

BOMA: That was the exit back there

MEARS: You should have gotten over.

SPOCK: Aaaaaauuugghhh!!!!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

BOMA: Look at him. He's headed for that small moon.

SPOCK: I think I can get him before he gets there...he's almost in
range.

MCCOY: That's no moon! It's a space station.

SPOCK: It's too big to be a space station.

BOMA: I have a very bad feeling about this.

 

[Maurice]

KELLEY: What are we supposed to be looking at?
NIMOY: Just pretend we're zooming up into space. The effects boys will put a kick-ass effect in where that greenscreen is! Just you wait!

 

[BlobVanDam]

Spock: Alright gentlemen, we have just entered the Neutral Zone. Doctor, you can now fetch the Romulan Ale from the back, and I'll unpack the ball gags.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

BOMA: Look at him. He's headed for that small moon.

SPOCK: I think I can get him before he gets there...he's almost in
range.

MCCOY: That's no moon! It's a space station.

SPOCK: It's too big to be a space station.

BOMA: I have a very bad feeling about this.

Scotty: RRRRAAWWWRRRNNNN!

 

[jep]

Droxine: "But I... I 've never.... been with a man before.

Spock: "That's OK, neither have I."

Droxine: "That's not what Mr. Sulu said."

Spock: "That cossack!!!"


.

 

[jep]

Scotty: "No, no, no!!! Who the hell taught you to drive stick, Spock? That's REVERSE, not 4th!"


.

 

[jep]

Scotty: "Be putting that radio on some Flogging Molly, Spock!"

McCoy: "No way. Ya'll put it on some contemporary country!"

Boma: "To hell wid dat. Find some gangsta rap!"

Spock: "YOU WANT ME TO TURN THIS SHUTTLE AROUND!?"

Group: "No sir..."

Spock: "Then sit down and be quiet!.


.

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty, McCoy, Boma & Mears: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Spock: No, we crashed!

 

[Isis]

Mears: "Sir, why does your use of the phrase 'three-hour tour' give me the sense this isn't going to end well?"

 

[Gary7]

(OS) "Galileo 7, you are cleared for departure."

Mr. Spock would be piloting the shuttle. His very first time at the controls.
20 minutes later...

Scotty: "Mr. Spock, Captain Kirk is gonna have yer head if we donna get to th' Murasaki quasar in time. De ya need any help?"
(silence)
Lt. Boma: "Mr. Spock, the launch sequence start requires a--"
Spock: "I know!!!"
(silence)
Yeoman Mears: "Sir, you might want to turn the ignition systems key, right there."
Spock: (turning around) "Will you get back in your seat, Yeoman??!!"
McCoy: (to Boma) "I think it's that Pon farr creeping up on him. I wouldn't be surprised if we find ourselves orbiting Vulcan in a few weeks."

 

[Gary7]

Spock: "It's highly illogical. All systems show normal. We have full power. And yet, the launch thrusters won't start."
Scotty: "Aye, Mr. Spock. Ya gotta wait fer the doors ta open first."
Lt. Boma: (to McCoy) "Is this his first time piloting a shuttle?"
McCoy: "Yeah... I got a bad feeling about this..."

 

[ItsGreen]

Scotty: Mr. Spock, looks like she's gone from suck to blow!
Boma: Mega Maid?
McCoy: Take another look Boma.